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At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I've been in a generally good mood ever since.


Marilyn vos Savant

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MARILYN MONROE Friends accept you the way you are.
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MARILYN FRENCH I don't want to make money. I just want to be wonderful.
MARILYN MONROE Marriage accustomed one to the good things, so one came to take them for granted, but magnified the ...
MARILYN FRENCH In a sense, terrorism blossomed in the advent of television. Television promotes terrorism in religi...
MARILYN MANSON The working men, I'll go by and they'll whistle. At first they whistle because they think, &...
MARILYN MONROE I remember when I was in high school I didn't have a new dress for each special occasion. The gi...
MARILYN MONROE Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them.
MARILYN MONROE Well, love is insanity. The ancient Greeks knew that. It is the taking over of a rational and lucid ...
MARILYN FRENCH Comedians have a huge carte blanche and the ability to get away with saying a lot of things.
MARILYN MANSON If a kid is old enough to drive a car or buy a gun, isn't he old enough to be held personally re...
MARILYN MANSON Gee, I never thought I had an effect on people until I was in Korea.
MARILYN MONROE Fame is fickle and I know it. It has its compensations, but it also has its drawbacks and I've exper...
MARILYN MONROE To put it bluntly, I seem to have a whole superstructure with no foundation. But I'm working on the ...
MARILYN MONROE No one ever called me pretty when I was a little girl
MARILYN MONROE It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on.
MARILYN MONROE When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I...
MARILYN MONROE In Hollywood a girl's virtue is much less important than her hairdo. You're judged by how you look, ...
MARILYN MONROE Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
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