Assumption is the mother of the screw-up

For every Mother Teresa, there's a Jeffrey Dahmer.

I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.

It was a nightmare nobody should have to endure, and I decided to make sure no other mother would ever have to go through this to bury her child.

When you say something to the mother, she wants to fist-fight you, ... I just wish something could be done.

No matter how old we become, we can still call them "Holy Mother" and "Father" and put a child-like trust in them