Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts.

I was nice to the people in the Philippines for the two and a half years I was there, because I knew eventually I'd have to kiss up to them so my grandchildren could have toys.

I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.

Most people think the character I do onstage is the way I am offstage, but I'm just a regular guy who spends time with his family and who turns on the television and watches a lot of sports.

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

Some people call me a legend and the last of the greats, and I appreciate it.