As Time Goes By.

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.'' I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.

I celebrate everyone's religious holidays. if it's good enough for the righteous, it's good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.