As the Pentagon gave us the green light, we quickly made it clear to our viewers that that kind of thing goes on all the time.

You just can't be good in bed anymore. You have to be good at the keyboard too.

In America you can get away with murder, but not with sex.

Actually, if my business was legitimate, I would deduct a substantial percentage for depreciation of my body.

Something is wrong here: sex has been with us since the human race began its existence, yet I would estimate that 90 percent of human beings still suffer enormous inhibitions in this area.

I'm still not clear why this has to be done so quickly. It's kind of like going on one blind date and then getting married.