As long as they're willing to pay to prove it, I'm willing to let them.

Who cares about that stuff? This is America, not Jerusalem. I'm an American. Let Harry be a Jew.

The more money the louder it talks.

She hates me and you hate me, but you all love Harry. Nobody loves me.

Look out for Number One. If you don't, no one else will.

Don't go away. I don't want to be alone. I can't stand being alone.