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Related Well, for me, I grew up very Southern Baptist, and I definitely lived in my bubble. You know, I live... JESSICA SIMPSON The most validating thing was when my picture was on my first bubble gum card. That was in '68 f... JOHNNY BENCH I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point. CHARLIE SHEEN I was purposely trying to slow him down, to play at my pace, with me in my little bubble. IAN BELL I was spawned by some pretty good people in this business - Mr. Astaire, Mr. Tracy. They stopped and... ROBERT WAGNER The first night in my dorm was the greatest. I took the biggest bubble-bath ever. AMY JOHNSON In infinite time, in infinite matter, in infinite space, is formed a bubble organism, and that bubbl... LEO TOLSTOY Mr Cobb was my escort. Such a nice escort, Mr Cobb. So attentive. You should see him sober. I ... RAYMOND CHANDLER I had a good camp. I felt like I was really going. Moving well, shooting well, and confident in me a... CAMMI GRANATO In high school, I was Mr. Choir Boy. I had solos, I was helping out the tenors with their parts and ... LUCAS GRABEEL In George W. Bush's latest reincarnation, he claims to be Reagan-like. Mr. Bush, I know Ronald Reaga... PATTY HEARST I just can't live in a bubble. CRISTABEL MICHAELS If you go into what I call a bubble boom, every bubble bursts. MARGARET THATCHER I was a theater major at Northwestern University and won a role in a play called 'Mr. Marmalade&... MAMIE GUMMER [Analyst Michael Cannon put it more bluntly.] There's no bubble, ... The only bubble I know is gum. MICHAEL CANNON We thought it would cause a bubble. The bubble is just bigger than we thought. JAMES DIMON I strode toward Mr. Coffee with lust in my eyes. We'd had a thing for quite some time now Mr. Coffee... DARYNDA JONES I have had no control over my life. I have lived in a complete bubble. They found me and picked me f... EMMA WATSON At first I was, 'Yessir, Mr. Braddock.' I was in awe, BLAKE SHELTON Enjoying it? I don’t reckon he’d come home if Dad didn’t make him. He’s obsessed. Just don�... J.K. ROWLING 'Enjoying it?' I don't reckon he'd come home if Dad didn't make him. He's obsessed. Just don't get h... JOANNE KATHLEEN ROWLING My older brother gave me a cassette tape of Mr. Bungle, and I couldn't stop listening to it. I u... DEREK CIANFRANCE I'm so protected in my Nickelodeon bubble and 'What I Like About You.' It's all pret... AMANDA BYNES I wanted Kat out. Every cell of my being demanded that I protect her, even though I knew she was hel... JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT Enjoying it?” said Ron darkly. “I don’t reckon he’d come home if Dad didn’t make him. He�... J.K. ROWLING I have lived as plain Mr. Jinnah and I hope to die as plain Mr. Jinnah. I am very much averse to any... MUHAMMAD ALI JINNAH When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. RITA RUDNER When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. RITA RUDNER Mr. Micawber pressed my hand, and groaned, and afterwards shed tears. I was greatly touched, and dis... CHARLES DICKENS I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book... SHILOH WALKER If we're in a bubble, it's the weirdest bubble I've ever seen, where everybody hates eve... MARC ANDREESSEN Mr. Handley always was very direct and sincere in his contributions to the water resources agency. W... CURTIS WEEKS I was in Africa once. I was in Kenya. I got off the plane, and I thought, 'Africa...' Some g... ED O'NEILL The heavy, wet snow just really compacted on top of the bubble. The bubble was very inefficient. DAN SMITH So the first job that I got - my father got it for me - he had his clerical collar on, was a gay bar... TORI AMOS Mr. Lincoln, I believe your grandfather was a farmer in Pennsylvania, BENJAMIN FRANKLIN The bubble winked at me, and said,
"You'll miss me brother, when you're dead." OLIVER HERFORD The bubble winked at me and said,'You'll miss me brother, when you're dead'. OLIVER HERFORD I got the name when I was 13, ... I got in a fight with another boy at a Sunday school picnic. Mr. S... LYNDON JOHNSON My brother Billy was the joke teller. My brother Jim had a really sharp, cutting wit. And the teller... STEPHEN COLBERT I was campaigning in 1998 on Second Street. I met a man named Lou Alves who sat me down on his porch... JAMES DOYLE I wonder how much it would take to buy a soap bubble, if there were only one in the world. MARK TWAIN I know Mr. Mara would be so happy for me, and happy that I was representing the Giants. I don't want... HARRY CARSON In no way, shape or form was Mr. Libby involved in the pardon of Mr. Rich. ARI FLEISCHER No doubt, the most important thing in my career was my time with Mr. Bergman, with whom I worked in ... MAX VON SYDOW The downturn following the collapse of Japan's so-called bubble economy of the 1980s was not as ... BEN BERNANKE I thought about cricket a lot. I needed to get out of this bubble of mine. I found it in books and c... RAHUL DRAVID In '38, this time I did a job for Mr. Stryker. I went on his payroll at about half the salary I ... BEN SHAHN And Mr. Welch also told you that Mr. Blake was going to let his daughter Delinah keep the child? SHELLIE SAMUELS I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubbl... MITCH HEDBERG When she told me that, I told her, well, shut up, because Mr and Mrs Clark and Blanche doesn't sound... DAVID HOCKNEY I remember Mr. Ramirez from the trial. He was a well-spoken, clean-cut young man who I thought was v... BENJAMIN BRAFMAN There's no bubble for Stevie Y, WAYNE GRETZKY I was interested in politics, thought I had good speaking abilities. I talked with Mr. Oliver about ... HENRY ADAMS I like bubble baths. BLAKE SHELTON I prefer to live in my own little bubble of my own reality. LAUREN LEE SMITH I don't think that the defendant here, Mr. Medina, meant for the child to ingest the drugs, but he w... JOSEPH CONTI Last week Mr. Ozawa returned to Japan and was admitted to a hospital for treatment of a bronchial in... MARK VOLPE We all agreed this was good for the airport and the entire community. I see no reason to change cour... DON LEE I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that b... MITCH HEDBERG Mr. Disney believed everyone was still a child deep inside. ANNETTE FUNICELLO I take it you told the staff that from what you could observe all that Mr. Weaver wanted to avoid wa... JEFFREY ROBBINS Something about 'Battlestar' that I didn't realize when I took the job was this whole bu... KATEE SACKHOFF I have absolutely no knowledge of what Mr. Shah was talking about, PETER MCGOWAN Do you know who W.H. Auden was, Mr. Iscariot? W.H. Auden was a poet who once said, “God may reduce... STEPHEN ADLY GUIRGIS It is not clear from the evidence that Mr. Berarducci was doing anything more than backing up his tr... JOHN PECK He was scary, but Mr Bronson was a lovely part for ana actor to play. Everybody had a Mr Bronson at ... MICHAEL SHEARD I was just wondering whether Mr. Potter has quite the temperament for an Auror? J.K. ROWLING said they had no indication that Mr. Fitzgerald was considering charging Mr. Cheney with wrongdoing.... DAVID JOHNSTON I might have to wait, I'll never give up I guess it's half timing and the other half's luck MICHEAL BUBBLE Mr. Guardia was a good friend of Mr. Crawford, yes. And he believed Mr. Guardia to be a fine, upstan... MARY STILLINGER My dad was an immigrant kid and a Democrat and a Jew, and we didn't know any Republicans in our ... DAVID MAMET I think it was a very good disposition, and I think it was fair to the state and to Mr. Harvey. JIMMY BROWN We haven't had a burst. We have barely had a leak in the bubble. And I think that you'll see come sp... ALAN NEVIN I think the first role I ever played was Mr. Bumble in a production of 'Oliver.' CAITRIONA BALFE In that case, Mr. Fisher, I have no further use for you. HERSH WOLCH I grew up in a little bubble of Brooklyn in France! In Stains, I was learning to speak English; I wa... JACKY IDO If he be Mr. Hyde" he had thought, "I shall be Mr. Seek. ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON Dont put yourself and your happiness in a bubble and block the rest of the world out.cause when that... KIMBERLY SHILENJE I always thought to myself, 'Why should I appease you, Mr. So-and-So? Why shouldn't I just be who I ... COWBOY TROY I had to be extremely strong to fight off Mr Hitchcock. He was so insistent and obsessive, but I was... TIPPI HEDREN There are a lot of different things going on than there was ... People talk about a bubble in housin... JAMES PAULSEN I want them to sell 'Bubble' DVDs in the theater lobby, STEVEN SODERBERGH Then in my early teens, when the home computer bubble was blowing, I had one of the first, an Acorn ... GRAHAM NELSON ...she'd been in a hermetically sealed bubble. A " couple bubble" that made the rest of the male spe... ALEXANDRA POTTER But pain may be a gift to us. Remember, after all, that pain is one of the ways we register in memor... SUE MILLER What I wrote... wasn't crazy... or a bullshit... or nonsense... it was what I saw! DEYTH BANGER I lost myself in the bubble of music - driving myself to be a success. DAN HILL To cast Mr. Spock, I made a phone call to Leonard, and he came in. That was it. GENE RODDENBERRY An insult is mean or unkind. Milton Berle called me the Sultan of Insult, and I was called the King ... DON RICKLES In college, my friends called me Mr. James Bond 007 because I entertained everything: blonds, brunet... PAUL WALKER I have never yet exercised the privilege of voting, but had I been called upon at the last president... ZACHARY TAYLOR Whereas last year there was a clear popular preference for Mr Brown over Mr Blair as Prime Minister,... ANTHONY KING I forgot out there on the stage to thank my cast. So if I could do that now, I want to thank Mr. Bus... MICHAEL MOORE I met Mr. Rosen once at a dinner while I was the envoy. It was a casual event and we discussed the p... ANTHONY ZINNI He was the first to break it down for me. 'Dude, you're Mr. A-Z. Alpha through omega.' I appreciate ... JASON MRAZ I didn't hear the conversation but Mr. Stephens explained to Mr. Roberts that he had plans for me an... CARL JACKSON Only after the results of a recent DNA test taken by the true biological father did Amber realize th... GLORIA ALLRED Sometimes it was hard to breathe, knowing how small my world could be. Maybe in San Francisco it wou... HEATHER DEMETRIOS I never once suggested that she should not testify. It was just the opposite. I told Mr. Abrams that... JOSEPH TATE
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JOHN BURROUGHS Temperament lies behind mood; behind will, lies the fate of character. Then behind both, the influen... JOHN BURROUGHS Some men are like nails, very easily drawn; others however are more like rivets never drawn at all. JOHN BURROUGHS Every walk to the woods is a religious rite, every bath in the stream is a saving ordinance. Communi... JOHN BURROUGHS The very idea of a bird is a symbol and a suggestion to the poet. A bird seems to be at the top of t... JOHN BURROUGHS One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: "To rise above the little things." JOHN BURROUGHS Joy in the universe, and keen curiosity about it all -- that has been my religion. JOHN BURROUGHS A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else. JOHN BURROUGHS It is always easier to believe than to deny. Our minds are naturally affirmative. JOHN BURROUGHS Serene I told my hands and wait,
Nor care for wind or tide nor sea;
I rave no more 'gainst tim... JOHN BURROUGHS Without death and decay, how could life go on? JOHN BURROUGHS Holiness is the very principle of eternal life, the very beginning of eternal life in the heart, and... JEREMIAH BURROUGHS The tendinous part of the mind, so to speak, is more developed in winter; the fleshy, in summer. I s... JOHN BURROUGHS Our flying squirrel is in no proper sense a flyer. On the ground, he is more helpless than a chipmun... JOHN BURROUGHS I am for 100 per cent Americanism, 100 per cent efficiency, and 100 per cent life. I expect to live ... JOHN BURROUGHS The animal world seizes its food in masses little and big, and often gorges itself with it, but the ... JOHN BURROUGHS He who marvels at the beauty of the world in summer will find equal cause for wonder and admiration ... JOHN BURROUGHS The phoebe-bird is a wise architect and perhaps enjoys as great an immunity from danger, both in its... JOHN BURROUGHS Women are about the best lovers of nature, after all; at least of nature in her milder and more fami... JOHN BURROUGHS The smallest deed is better than the greatest intention. JOHN BURROUGHS In October, a maple tree before your window lights up your room like a great lamp. Even on cloudy da... JOHN BURROUGHS To find the universal elements enough; to find the air and the water exhilarating; to be refreshed b... JOHN BURROUGHS The common bees will never use their sting upon the queen; if she is to be disposed of, they starve ... JOHN BURROUGHS A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else. JOHN BURROUGHS I have discovered the secret of happiness - it is work, either with the hands or the head. The momen... JOHN BURROUGHS It seems to me that evolution adds greatly to the wonder of life because it takes it out of the real... JOHN BURROUGHS England is not a country of granite and marble, but of chalk, marl, and clay. JOHN BURROUGHS August is the month of the high-sailing hawks. The hen hawk is the most noticeable. He likes the haz... JOHN BURROUGHS One of the most graceful of warriors is the robin. I know few prettier sights than two males challen... JOHN BURROUGHS I seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling as if I were attending a funeral. JOHN BURROUGHS To regard the soul and body as one, or to ascribe to consciousness a physiological origin, is not de... JOHN BURROUGHS It is the life of the crystal, the architect of the flake, the fire of the frost, the soul of the su... JOHN BURROUGHS Without the name, any flower is still more or less a stranger to you. The name betrays its family, i... JOHN BURROUGHS The art of the bird is to conceal its nest both as to position and as to material, but now and then ... JOHN BURROUGHS When the woodpecker is searching for food, or laying siege to some hidden grub, the sound of his ham... JOHN BURROUGHS The type of mind of Whitman's, which seldom or never emerges as a mere mentality, an independent... JOHN BURROUGHS For anything worth having one must pay the price; and the price is always work, patience, love, self... JOHN BURROUGHS The country is more of a wilderness, more of a wild solitude, in the winter than in the summer. The ... JOHN BURROUGHS Birds and animals probably think without knowing that they think; that is, they have not self-consci... JOHN BURROUGHS The life of a swarm of bees is like an active and hazardous campaign of an army: the ranks are being... JOHN BURROUGHS One reason, doubtless, why squirrels are so bold and reckless in leaping through the trees is that, ... JOHN BURROUGHS If America wishes to preserve her native birds, we must help supply what civilization has taken from... JOHN BURROUGHS Science has done more for the development of western civilization in one hundred years than Christia... JEFF BURROUGHS Living in the city is a discordant thing, an unnatural thing. The city, a place to which one goes to... JOHN BURROUGHS The red squirrel is more common and less dignified than the gray, and oftener guilty of petty larcen... JOHN BURROUGHS The love of nature is a different thing from the love of science, though the two may go together. JOHN BURROUGHS Emerson is the spokesman and prophet of youth and of a formative, idealistic age. His is a voice fro... JOHN BURROUGHS Literature is an investment of genius which has dividends to all subsequent times JOHN BURROUGHS To treat your facts with imagination is one thing, but to imagine your facts is another. JOHN BURROUGHS Travel and society polish one, but a rolling stone gathers no moss, and a little moss is a good thin... JOHN BURROUGHS The lure of the distant and the difficult is deceptive. The great opportunity is where you are. JOHN BURROUGHS The tendinous part of the mind, so to speak, is more developed in
winter; the fleshy, in summer. I... JOHN BURROUGHS