[As for Bartlett's game (he's a 12.3 and cited by several sources as the best golfer in the White House), he says,] I doubt I'm the best, but I might be the most enthusiastic. ... He pencil-whips the best of us.

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.

[Myers was on her honeymoon and was not available to comment Monday. Erin Healy, a White House spokeswoman, cited Myers' work with customs agents on money-laundering and drug-smuggling cases.] She's well-known and respected throughout the law enforcement community, ... She has a proven track record as an effective manager.

[Myers was on her honeymoon and was not available to comment yesterday. Erin Healy, a White House spokeswoman, cited Myers's work with customs agents on money-laundering and drug-smuggling cases.] She's well-known and respected throughout the law enforcement community, ... She has a proven track record as an effective manager.

I want to try to become the best golfer in the world.