As far as the men who are running for president are concerned, they aren't even people I would date.

There are plenty of men who philander during the summer, to be sure, but they are usually the same lot who philander during the winter-albeit with less convenience.

Beware of men who cry. It's true that men who cry are sensitive to and in touch with feelings, but the only feelings they tend to be sensitive to and in touch with are their own.

Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.

Sometimes I believe that some people are better at love than others, and sometimes I believe that everyone is faking it

When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you; but when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh. So you become the hero rather than the victim of the joke.