As an Irish person, there's a historical fascination with America: America is the default green and promised land for Irish people and Italians; that's what we grow up with.
Dylan Moran
Related I was inspired by Colin Farrell in the fact that he's Irish and has freckles but with black hair... JOJO But more than anything else, for the British folks Irish people were all terrorists. So when we went... BONO That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute the... LARA FLYNN BOYLE I'm most comfortable with the Southern dialects, really. It's easy, for example, for me to d... BRAD PITT I just want to do God's will. And he's allowed me to go to the mountain. And I've looked... MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. There's not a liberal America and a conservative America - there's the United States of Amer... BARACK OBAMA I think it's an Irish thing. We don't really care. We say it as we mean it, and you have to ... CONOR MCGREGOR We don't celebrate it over there, really. It's a holiday that normally is recognized when the Irish ... MAGGIE PARKER It's funny how people who ain't never been down there can think that America is so fair and ... ICE CUBE There's an incredible fascination for that and that goes with violence and everything else in pi... BO DEREK The drug war has been a war where the direct casualties have primarily been America's poor; Amer... CORY BOOKER People don't understand rural America. Sixteen percent of our population is rural, but 40 percen... TOM VILSACK America is not doctrinaire. It's hard for an American politician to come up with an ideological ... P. J. O'ROURKE There is not a liberal America and a conservative America - there is the United States of America. T... BARACK OBAMA It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect ... BRENDAN BEHAN Ireland is such an amazing country, and I have this little dream in the back of my head that someday... ANNE HATHAWAY She buys "mixed salad greens" for seven dollars a bag, triple-washed with who knows what. And to get... RUDOLPH DELSON You find Jews, Irish, and Italians in every orchestra. DANIEL BARENBOIM What's right with America and what's right with Islam have a lot in common. At their highest... FEISAL ABDUL RAUF If there ever was an 'America's team,' it would be itty-bitty, little Green Bay, stuck w... FRANK DEFORD We really do it up in America. Most of my family is from Scotland, but today, everyone wants to be I... PERRY HUNTER It's rural America. It's where I came from. We always refer to ourselves as real America. Ru... DAN QUAYLE If American forces leave Afghanistan, the Taliban is going to do what to America? Don't say you&... HENRY ROLLINS I think the world's a little smaller these days. With the Internet and the availability of peopl... SONYA WALGER Looking at America's history, ordinary people did something extraordinary. Leaders risked their ... SCOTT WALKER I am half Scottish. My father is an expat from Glasgow, and on my mother's side there's a bi... ADELAIDE KANE It was a chance encounter with a biotech entrepreneur from Ireland that got me started as an entrepr... KIRAN MAZUMDAR-SHAW I'm black and Cuban, Australian and Irish, and like most people in America, I'm someone whos... SOLEDAD O'BRIEN Indian food has been huge in the UK forever and ever, but that's because it has a historical roo... AARTI SEQUEIRA My kids are Irish; I want them to grow up playing Gaelic football and learning Irish. SHANE FILAN People make mistakes in life. You shouldn't have to live with that for the rest of your life. I ... TERRY MCAULIFFE When there's an adult person who's scaring you, you grow up pretty quickly. ALAN CUMMING It isn't just that Obama's policies have failed; it's that he has essentially given up a... DAVID LIMBAUGH Irish people give big hellos and very little goodbyes. Unless they're female, and then they spen... DYLAN MORAN Sixteen percent of our population is rural, but 40 percent of our military is rural. I don't bel... TOM VILSACK There's a lot that's wrong with the way we work - bad habits that develop around control of ... STEWART BUTTERFIELD My mom's Brazilian, so she and I definitely grew up with different perspectives. I was born in A... MAIARA WALSH My mother is Italian and my dad's Irish. In my family, we're expressive. Nobody holds back. KATE WALSH I say let's not gamble with American jobs and America's future. JOHN GLENN An awful lot of people come to college with this strange idea that there's no longer segregation... JONATHAN KOZOL As an outsider in America, you do see the kind of hypocrisy that's rampant there. BEN MENDELSOHN There's something with the physical size of America... American writers can write about America ... MARK HADDON In Irish law, busking is considered vagrancy - you can be arrested for it. It's risky asking peo... GLEN HANSARD The people who harvest America's food must be treated with respect and earn a living wage. FRANCES BEINECKE I loved getting to do Promised Land with him. I mean, he's really there for you. We did one very... DELTA BURKE For me, every photograph is a portrait; the clothes are just a vehicle for what I want to say. You... PETER LINDBERGH Why do we have 47 million people without health care? Because America has become about 'me'.... CARL LEWIS There's a whole lot of America that looks at each other and says, 'Well, there's 340 mil... JEB BUSH The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. BEN NICHOLSON William Maxwell's my favorite North American writer, I think. And an Irish writer who used to wr... ALICE MUNRO Spending time with America's soldiers is always inspiring. JOHN BOEHNER And if there's any hope for America, it lies in a revolution, and if there's any hope for a ... PHIL OCHS The first time probably people really were aware of me, I unfortunately had the title of Showtime... ELLEN DEGENERES I've always been conscious of the fact that there aren't enough Irish voices on British tele... CHRIS O'DOWD If it's hard for Blue America to see Red America as anything other than a bunch of dumb, racist ... J. D. VANCE I love historical fiction because there's a literal truth, and there's an emotional truth, a... JEWELL PARKER RHODES Everybody in America has been dependent on the government at some time. We owe everybody in America ... ANDREW YOUNG For centuries my father's family lived on Britain's biggest tidal river, the Severn, on whic... EDWARD RUTHERFURD There's the right person, or right people, for each other. There is that order that's search... WHIT STILLMAN Yes, iD is a machine vision and sensor browser for the physical world. That's what we have been ... PATRICK SOON-SHIONG I'm a writer obsessed with remembering: with remembering the past of America above all - and abo... EDUARDO GALEANO My full name is Ross Fleming Butler; it's very British-Irish. ROSS BUTLER People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with it... BILL HICKS Trump is an anathema to America's democracy and values. J. B. PRITZKER America's growth historically has been fueled mostly by investment, education, productivity, inn... FAREED ZAKARIA It seems the best approach for any venture is a combo platter - Japan's quality-consciousness pa... DANIEL H. PINK The most common thing over the years is, 'What's it like to work with David Lynch?' That... MADCHEN AMICK Identity in America is complicated but it's also simple: it's about whom you identify with a... ERIC LIU World War One is an important part of Ireland's multi-layered history during which tens of thous... MARTIN MCGUINNESS 'Lollipop Opera' is the backdrop to Finsbury Park. A place that is very thriving, interracia... JOHN LYDON It's crazy: the first black man to actually step foot in America came as a free man, as an explo... ALDIS HODGE America is still mostly xenophobic and racist. That's the nature of America, I think. JERRY GARCIA I think there's nothing better than laughing in life, so that's nice, to be thought of as so... JOAN CUSACK There's a love of rhetorical skill in the Muslim world. Osama bin Laden doesn't just go on t... P. J. O'ROURKE I think immigrants, when they're stressed, think that there's something wrong with America, ... AKHIL SHARMA I'm so in love with the United States. Not as a patriot. I'm in love with America like it... VINCENT GALLO That's the beauty of country music - you have to get out there and earn it and work hard. And wh... LUKE BRYAN America: It's like Britain, only with buttons. RINGO STARR I look up to Andrea Boccelli and Sarah Brightman. The best part about 'America's Got Talent&... JACKIE EVANCHO Angel was the first Irish feature film. Neil's first movie and my first movie. STEPHEN REA My great, great grandfather, Michael O'Hanson, fled the impending potato famine of Ireland and a... HAMZA YUSUF America is a young dumb country and it needs all kinds of help. America is a dumb puppy with big tee... ABIODUN OYEWOLE There's a lot of pride. We've got support from far and wide from people who helped us clean out the ... BARBARA KENNY With *NSYNC, we shopped our deal for a year in America, sang a capella in everybody's office, th... JC CHASEZ There's a lot of America that's Christian. I would not describe us, though, on the whole, as... JOHN EDWARDS America is so accustomed to some depiction of native people that is entirely racist, and there's... WINONA LADUKE Through the Young Men's Christian Association and principally in Australia and North America, as... FRITZ SAUCKEL Trump's campaign slogan resonates strongly with a large population of Americans. 'Make Ameri... DANA PERINO With the supermarket as our temple and the singing commercial as our litany, are we likely to fire t... ADLAI STEVENSON I'm Irish as hell: Kelly on one side, Shanley on the other. My father had been born on a farm in... JOHN PATRICK SHANLEY I'm not sure I would make a direct connection between having press attention as a young person a... RORY KENNEDY My dad lives in Sicily, so I'm half Italian and half Irish - it's a fiery combination. NICO MIRALLEGRO The medium of response in America is fame; that's how a person that bounces a ball can make mill... PATCH ADAMS That's the last thing I want to do is go on up there and mess up, you know, in front of America. SCOTTY MCCREERY There's a show in America where all these people compete with ferrets, and they don't even d... ROBIN WILLIAMS America's promises do not come with a price tag. We meet our commitments. We bear our burdens. T... BARACK OBAMA My first thought when I came here was that I understood why there are so many great Irish writers - ... CHRISTOPHER MELONI We, 'Psych,' saved America. That's the tag line. DULE HILL I think there's a void for some authentic soul music with an edge. I think there's some peop... ANDERSON PAAK America is inundated with polls. We need a term for being swamped with polls. I would say 'poll-... DONNA BRAZILE
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BRIAN MORAN The thing is, one in three women in the Western world will end up having an abortion, but they never... CAITLIN MORAN Life would be very dreary if there were no magic. If the real world were only that veil of tears, I ... VICTORIA MORAN What a beautiful woman. She moved with grace, she was entirely feminine, and yet, she possessed incr... JAN MORAN What is feminism? Simply the belief that women should be as free as men, however nuts, dim, deluded,... CAITLIN MORAN When a woman says, ‘I have nothing to wear!’, what she really means is, ‘There’s nothing her... CAITLIN MORAN In every (other) case, volcanoes have a monitor within five miles, but Crater Lake is a remote volca... SETH MORAN All four of the public tower companies are bidding. CLAYTON MORAN Monk's music is often defined as enigmatic, eccentric and humorous - as if it had little to do w... JASON MORAN I can't live in a world where there are only, like, four kinds of women. Or where every woman is... CAITLIN MORAN I just want Tina Fey to be my best friend. And Lena Dunham. And Oprah, too. CAITLIN MORAN I hate that tabloid idea of anybody who is famous having to forfeit their privacy. CAITLIN MORAN There's mediocre jazz, mediocre salesmen, mediocre golfers. If you want to be good, you have to ... JASON MORAN Let's stop doing out-of-context, ad-hoc, survival budgets that take us nowhere except to the next cr... CAROL MORAN I had a very exciting life in Italy, and I was doing lots of variety shows. MORAN ATIAS I once went into a meeting, and every woman put her a million-pound bag on the table. Then I'm t... CAITLIN MORAN I was a fat kid who didn't discover the joys of active play at the time of life when we're s... VICTORIA MORAN As an improviser, my nature is to take a theme and constantly rework it. JASON MORAN I want to express what's meaningful. I'm not into gimmicks. I want to make truthful music th... JASON MORAN We do children an enormous disservice when we assume that they cannot appreciate anything beyond dri... VICTORIA MORAN The great jazz radio stations have a duty to continue evolving their format just as audiences ask th... JASON MORAN Jazz musicians don't make any money, so I might as well make some on the market. I pick my own s... JASON MORAN The whole thing was conspired by Jim Hood. MITCH MORAN It's a smart strategic move for XM because they need to answer the Howard Stern question. It's not a... FREDERICK MORAN I know that as a vegan, I'm in a minority. People love their meat. It's up there with sugar ... VICTORIA MORAN I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit. CAITLIN MORAN We need to reclaim the word 'feminism'. We need the word 'feminism' back real bad. When statistics c... CAITLIN MORAN It shows there is still solid underlying demand for housing and that activity this year, while slowi... MICHAEL MORAN