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As an evil cultist, I make an excellent evil cultist. Only I'm stupid, and not evil. And I worship nothing, really.


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PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and...
JIM BUTCHER I will not say: do not weep; for not all tears are an evil.
J.R.R. TOLKIEN Verily, we know not what an evil it is to indulge ourselves, and to make an idol of our will.
SAMUEL RUTHERFORD I don't believe in evil, I believe only in horror. In nature there is no evil, only an abundance of ...
ISAK DINESEN I don't believe in evil, I believe only in horror. In nature there is no evil, only an abundance o...
ISAK DINESEN Tolerating evil leads only to more evil. And when good people stand by and do nothing while wickedne...
BOB RILEY A resolution to avoid an evil is seldom framed till the evil is so far advanced as to make avoidance...
THOMAS HARDY The resolution to avoid an evil is seldom framed till the evil is so far advanced as to make avoidan...
THOMAS HARDY The resolution to avoid an evil is seldom framed till the evil is so far advanced as to make avoidan...
THOMAS HARDY To see evil and do nothing is evil.
JIM GENOVESE Evil cannot and will not be vanquished by evil. Dark will only swallow dark and deepen. The good and...
NORA ROBERTS Marriage, if one will face the truth, is an evil, but a necessary evil.
MENANDER I think that fiction is an excellent place for us to struggle with questions of good and evil, and h...
BRENT WEEKS There is no one who is completely evil as to lack some goodness in him.
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA To have a film where there's an evil figure and a good person fights against the evil figure and...
HAYAO MIYAZAKI I don't believe in evil, I believe only in horror. In nature there is no evil, only an abundance...
ISAK DINESEN This crippling of individuals I consider the worst evil of capitalism. Our whole educational system ...
ALBERT EINSTEIN He fashions evil for himself who does evil to another, and an evil plan does mischief to the planner...
HESIOD An evil can only be killed by another kind of evil,
because the pure spirit of peace can not d...
TOBA BETA I wouldn't say jamie is an evil genius. I'm not sure he's evil and I'm not sure he&#...
ADAM SAVAGE I will not play just an evil part. In fact, I got offered $7 million several years ago to play the p...
DOLLY PARTON There is no denying that there is evil in this world but the light will always conquer the darkness.
IDOWU KOYENIKAN A benevolent mind, and the face assumes the patterns of benevolence. An evil mind, then an evil face...
JIMMY SANGSTER But people may do great good accidentally, though with evil intentions - conversely people may do gr...
MICHAEL MOORCOCK Forcible ways make not an end of evil, but leave hatred and malice behind them.
SIR THOMAS BROWNE Forcible ways make not an end of evil, but leave hatred and malice behind them.
THOMAS BROWNE Forcible ways make not an end of evil, but leave hatred and malice behind them.
THOMAS BROWNE SR. Sometimes evil didn't need an excuse. Sometimes evil just was.
NENIA CAMPBELL There are two evil futurities and one good. A miserable future existence is evil; and annihilation, ...
ADONIRAM JUDSON What had human beings become? Did war make us evil or just activate an evil already lurking within u...
RUTA SEPETYS One that confounds good and evil is an enemy to good.
EDMUND BURKE I saw the truth, I saw and I know that people can be beautiful and happy without losing the ability ...
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY This is a struggle of good and evil. And we're the good.
HOWARD DEAN Good to evil seems evil
RAY BRADBURY I was born with an evil face.
BARRY SLOANE Life is neither good or evil, but only a place for good and evil.
MARCUS AURELIUS Good and evil are the key elements that make a human.
ROSA M. BETANCES I hope that real love and truth are stronger in the end than any evil or misfortune in the world.
CHARLES DICKENS Evil, what is evil? There is only one evil, to deny life.
D.H. LAWRENCE An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your bod...
UNKNOWN An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your bod...
BUDDHA To do nothing evil is good; to wish nothing evil is better.
CLAUDIUS An ivory-faced and silvery-haired old woman opened the door. She had an evil face, smoothed by hypoc...
ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON As one whose husband and mother-in-law have died the victims of murder and assassination, I stand fi...
CORETTA SCOTT KING Having thus become a mindless tool, the stupid person will also be capable of any evil and at the sa...
DIETRICH BONHOEFFER He said after a little while, 'I see why you say that only men do evil, I think. Even sharks are inn...
URSULA K. LE GUIN And go not nigh to fornication; surely it is an indecency and an evil way.
QURAN I have an interest in understanding evil. Who is the bad guy - the vampire who kills people and suck...
LOIS TILTON Do not accept an evil you can change.
E. LOCKHART Whoever rewards evil for good, evil will not depart from their house.
BIBLE I don't think good and evil are polarized.
SAM MENDES You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.
JIM BUTCHER We absolutely must battle with every bit of determination we can muster to root out the harm that wo...
WESS STAFFORD It is not true that good can only follow from good and evil only from evil, but that often the oppos...
MAX WEBER No sword bites so fiercly as an evil tongue.
SIR PHILIP SIDNEY Be the good in others, and you will see the good in others. Be the evil in others and you will see t...
PHILIP T. M. Only humans think death is evil. But it is nature. Evil exist's only in life. There is much good and...
ISOBELLE CARMODY When the will abandons what is above itself and turns to what is lower, it becomes evil -- not becau...
ST. AUGUSTINE What is evil? Killing is evil, lying is evil, slandering is evil, abuse is evil, gossip is evil, env...
GAUTAMA BUDDHA What is evil? Killing is evil, lying is evil, slandering is evil, abuse is evil, gossip is evil: env...
BUDDHA The Soviet Union is an Evil Empire, and Soviet communism is the focus of evil in the modern world
RONALD REAGAN I don't believe in devils. Indifference and misunderstandings can create evil situations. Most o...
MAX VON SYDOW I can not think of any circumstances in which advertising would not be an evil.
ARNOLD TOYNBEE I can not think of any circumstances in which advertising would not be an evil.
ARNOLD J. TOYNBEE In the middle of everything evil, in an evil place, you can find goodness. Goodness. I'd even ca...
MARCUS LUTTRELL Evil will win if good people do nothing.
P.C. CAST War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you.
TED NUGENT False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil.
SOCRATES False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil.
PLATO Advertising is only evil when it advertises evil things.
DAVID OGILVY Mankind fears an evil man but heaven does not.
MENCIUS Good at the wrong place and time becomes evil; evil in the right place and time becomes good.
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA Well, that's an evil smile...
JAMES PATTERSON Expectations are an evil thing.
SKYLAR GREY Be the good in the world, and you will see the good in the world. Be the evil in the world and you w...
PHILIP T. M. I wouldn't say Jamie is a evil genius. I'm not sure he's evil, and I'm not sure he's a genius
ADAM SAVAGE When we say that the West has brought us nothing but evil, do we mean that beef is evil, that cabbag...
NICK JOAQUíN Give evil nothing to oppose
and it will disappear by itself.
LAO TZU War is an ill thing, as I surely know. But 'twould be an ill world for weaponless dreamers if evil m...
RUDYARD KIPLING There is nothing that makes us feel so good as the idea that someone else is an evil-doer
ROBERT LYND There is nothing that makes us feel so good as the idea that someone else is an evil-doer.
ROBERT STAUGHTON LYND Evil is appealing, evil is attractive, evil is stylish. However, evil is still evil and it deserves ...
LAKSHYA BHARADWAJ I think everything should have an end, an end of the brutal stuff happening home. ENd for the song, ...
DEYTH BANGER No matter how hard Evil tries, it can never quite match up to the power of Good, because Evil is ult...
JOHN CONNOLLY False doctrine does not necessarily make a man a heretic, but an evil heart can make any doctrine he...
SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE What if evil doesn't really exist? What if evil is something dreamed up by man, and there is nothing...
LIBBA BRAY I don't think that you have any insight whatsoever into your capacity for good until you have some w...
JORDAN B. PETERSON Only Evil in the world is the one inside your mind.
RAYMOND TIO I have never met any really wicked person before. I feel rather frightened. I am so afraid he will l...
OSCAR WILDE There is another thing about a kid, if we all remember, that you have an attraction to evil. Evil is...
THOMAS FORAN Capital as such is not evil; it is its wrong use that is evil
MAHATMA GANDHI Your eyes should not seek evil sights; your ears should not seek evil tales; your tongue should not ...
ATHARVA VEDA Only among people who think no evil can Evil monstrously flourish.
LOGAN PEARSALL SMITH It is not the evil itself which is horrifying about our times – it is the way we not only tolerate...
GEORGE LINCOLN ROCKWELL It is not the evil itself which is horrifying about our times – it is the way we not only tolerate ...
GEORGE LINCOLN ROCKWELL I venture to prophesy that there lies before us a bitter and an evil time.
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WILL ROGERS About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an...
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand...
WILL DURANT