As a work of art it has the same status as a long conversation between two not very bright drunks.

Anyone afraid of what he thinks television does to the world is probably just afraid of the world.

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

Stop worrying -- nobody gets out of this world alive.

As far as talent goes, Marilyn Monroe was so minimally gifted as to be almost unemployable, and anyone who holds to the opinion that she was a great natural comic identifies himself immediately as a dunce.