As a comic, I've heard gunshots while I'm trying to get to sleep. I've performed where people wanted to do you harm after the show because of something you said.
Billy Gardell
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KEANU REEVES I'm a great believer that you had to do everything you've done to have got to where you are. BILL BRYSON I never get tired of performing to people who want to hear me. Hell, that's my handshake to the ... RANDY BACHMAN I'm the youngest of five girls, and I don't know about you, but it's really hard to be h... TAMAR BRAXTON We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I'm sorry, sitting ... ANDY RICHTER You can't do psychological thrillers. There's no audience. I've heard this. I've hea... ERIQ LA SALLE I'm an immigrant and I've always wanted to write something about America. PETER JENNINGS I've never been able to relate to many people. I've always been the outcast child. I don'... NEON HITCH I've never looked at myself and said that I need to be a certain way to be around a certain sort... JAY-Z I've flown out of character so many times. In that sense I've been lucky, because I've b... JUNE CARTER CASH I've never heard a crowd boo a homer, but I've heard plenty of boos after a strikeout. GEORGE HERMAN I've turned down jobs because I've said, 'Honestly, I can't find my way in. I can... DAVID DUCHOVNY I've had insomnia since I was a little kid and I never sleep well. Sometimes I sleep very badly ... MOBY Now that I've established myself in a drama, I'm plugging away, trying to get the attention ... SHEMAR MOORE I've heard the stories. Like, Eric Clapton said he wanted to burn his guitar when he heard Jimi ... NEIL PEART You show up in Paris, and on the drive from the airport to the hotel you're like, 'This is s... TAYLOR LAUTNER If anything, I've seen myself as the full spectrum of colors, and to be faced with not being abl... BILLY DEE WILLIAMS Because I've done a lot of television, I'm sort of a generalist. I'm not a pastry cook, ... JULIA CHILD Please don't ask me to do that which I've just said I'm not going to do, because you'... GEORGE H. W. BUSH I don't do the media because of 'Woo-woo, Julia Butterfly,' as I call it. I'm not in... JULIA BUTTERFLY HILL I'm a professional, and I know what I have to do. I know where I've failed and how I've ... PABLO SANDOVAL With 'Palo Alto' as the catalyst, I've surrounded myself with people that have kind of c... JACK KILMER A lot of people have said that I've got a voice that speaks to children. I think I've got a ... GERI HALLIWELL I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb pe... KEANU REEVES I'm a writer; I've worked as much as a writer as I have as an actor, so I was in a script-no... DAX SHEPARD When you get in a job, the tendency is to say, 'I've got to know it. I've got to give di... ANNE M. MULCAHY It's not possible to be perfect - you can always do something better. I'm never proud of wha... NATALIA MAKAROVA I know that I've overfed myself trying to prop myself up because I'm exhausted. GERI HALLIWELL I'm surprised as anyone about where I've ended up. Maybe it's because I say yes to thing... WARIS AHLUWALIA I've been to London twice. I saw the Broadway show 'Billy Elliot' there - phenomenal. I ... OLESYA RULIN I've been on the side where you have nothing, and now I'm on the side where anything I want ... DWIGHT HOWARD I think in any profession, in general, you always imagine yourself at the top of it. And I'm not... JACOB BATALON I'm really lucky, because I've been able to go places and meet people you can only dream of. FRANCES BEAN COBAIN I constantly have anxiety about being the lead of the show. I don't talk about it because it sca... ERICA DURANCE It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with ... SAM KINISON I've always felt that if you've been blessed, you should try to help as many people as you c... LARRY THE CABLE GUY I'm trying to communicate here. I'm a communicator, I like to communicate, and if a million ... GRAHAM NASH I walked into a demo session one time, and a guy said, 'I'm thinking kind of like a Trace Ad... CHRIS STAPLETON I did a couple songs with this hip-hop guy named Tim Dark. He was working in the same studio I'v... ALAN VEGA I feel lucky that I've managed to get the roles I've wanted. ESSIE DAVIS Running a marathon is something I've always wanted to do. JENNIE FINCH I worked in television; I'm the Failed Pilot Queen, I've done so many television shows, pilo... VIOLA DAVIS I think the best compliment you can receive is not, 'Oh, that was really funny,' but, 'I... ERIK GRIFFIN I think I'm alright as a lyricist, you know? But then what will happen every couple of months or... ALEX TURNER Before I go to bed, I've got to hit my situps and pushups. While I'm watching a TV show, I d... ROB GRONKOWSKI I'm not afraid of a rant, am I? I've got to that point where I've just become a woman; I... REBECCA FERGUSON It just meant a lot because it's something I've always wanted to do. I've always wanted ... CARLY PATTERSON I'm not trying necessarily to become a movie star; that wouldn't be bad but that's not t... PHIL COLLINS This is something I've wanted to do my whole life is play baseball, and I think just the opportu... JACOB DEGROM Anywhere I'm wanted, I'll go. I've got to be wanted, though. BROWNIE MCGHEE I think I've been able to fool a lot of people because I know I'm a dork. I'm a geek. GWEN STEFANI I've always tried to get around writing love songs, I guess because I've always had a hard t... JENNY LEWIS They said that Etta James is still vulgar. I said, Oh, how dare them say I'm still vulgar. I'... ETTA JAMES I'm trying to buy a house and set some sense of roots because otherwise you're constantly ch... EDDIE REDMAYNE If you get to the point in your career where you're running with a gun - I've yet to run wit... 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CRAIG GROESCHEL I've been very lucky, from the beginning. I've found that as long as you're fundamentall... ANDREW MASON I've accentuated the look over the years. As a comic, you try something and if it works you go w... ALEXEI SAYLE Most of the time, I've got my kids with me, so I'm not as prone to meeting people. And then,... CHRISTIE BRINKLEY I feel like I've reached an age where I can relax a little bit with the knowledge of what I'... CATHY FREEMAN I have always taken care of my body; I'm not a drinker, I've never smoked. And I've alwa... RALPH HALL When I first met Alan Parker, who directed 'Angel Heart,' he'd heard so many horror stor... MICKEY ROURKE I've been asked to do 'I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!' and I do get asked to... LAURA TROTT You feel yourself working to show something. I've learned to distrust that feeling. RALPH FIENNES
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BILLY IDOL I had all kinds of allergy problems with certain meats, and with fruits and vegetables with pesticid... BILLY CASPER I think if a poet wanted to lead, he or she would want the message to be unequivocally clear and fre... BILLY COLLINS I can always say I led off for the New York Yankees. It's an amazing feeling. BILLY CRYSTAL I'm not talking with an American accent. I haven't gone off and become Sammy Hagar. BILLY IDOL The thing that alarms me is that there are so many clergymen who say that the so-called 'new mor... BILLY GRAHAM Only when Christ comes again will the little white children of Alabama walk hand in hand with little... BILLY GRAHAM Nothing can stop the attack of aircraft except other aircraft. BILLY MITCHELL Every President I think I've ever known, except Truman, has thought they didn't quite get do... BILLY GRAHAM There's exceptional work being done on television. Some of our great writers are writing for tel... BILLY CRUDUP We've got to use every piece of data and piece of information, and hopefully that will help us b... BILLY BEANE The greatest legacy one can pass on to one's children and grandchildren is not money or other ma... BILLY GRAHAM I know my voice has a limited range of motion; I don't write dramatic monologues and pretend to ... BILLY COLLINS Hell is the highest reward that the devil can offer you for being a servant of his. BILLY SUNDAY No matter how prepared you think you are for the death of a loved one, it still comes as a shock, an... BILLY GRAHAM Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's. BILLY WILDER Communism is a religion that is inspired, directed and motivated by the Devil himself who has declar... BILLY GRAHAM A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip. BILLY GRAHAM Each life is made up of mistakes and learning, waiting and growing, practicing patience and being pe... BILLY GRAHAM Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. BILLY GRAHAM I think a spiritual journey is not so much a journey of discovery. It's a journey of recovery. I... BILLY CORGAN I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. BILLY GRAHAM I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something... BILLY JOEL I love Aerosmith. I love Guns N' Roses, AC/DC, anything from that era, Led Zeppelin. So my guita... BILLY UNGER I look forward to death with great anticipation, to meeting God face to face. BILLY GRAHAM God has given us two hands - one to receive with and the other to give with. We are not cisterns mad... BILLY GRAHAM Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of c... BILLY CONNOLLY As I approached my 95th birthday, I was burdened to write a book that addressed the epidemic of '... BILLY GRAHAM I think we've taken the meaning of Christmas out. People don't stop and think about Jesus or... BILLY GRAHAM The highest form of worship is the worship of unselfish Christian service. The greatest form of prai... BILLY GRAHAM Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are often stiffened. BILLY GRAHAM