Artists like cats; soldiers like dogs.

To be an artist you have to have talent, to be a good one you have to have insanity

it has been shown off, concealed, styled, cut, trimmed, extended, straightened, waved, put up, let down, colored and decorated in a thousand ways.

No matter how old we become, we can still call them "Holy Mother" and "Father" and put a child-like trust in them

I viewed my fellow man not as a fallen angel, but as a risen ape

As potential areas for body decoration the buttocks provide little scope. They are too private for displaying the handiwork and too sat-upon for the attachment of ornaments.