Janet Evanovich quote: "Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close."<br /> "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either."

Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should ...
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Dad's on a fishing boat in front of Carter's estate. If we get into trouble, all I have to do is pre...
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If I could just get Broom to cooperate, we could fly, Glo said. Then we wouldn't have to worry about...
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Like 'Metro' and 'Motor,' 'Troublemaker' is written in first person. The onl...
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Bitch."
"Slut."
"Whore."
"Cunt."
I kicked Joyce in the shin. I draw the line at ...
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Here's a basic difference between Morelli and me. My first thought was always of cake. His first tho...
JANET EVANOVICH

I go to bars and restaurants, and I sit and I eavesdrop on people and I watch people in shopping cen...
JANET EVANOVICH

Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum
JANET EVANOVICH

I wasn't always a writer. When I went to college and majored in fine arts, I was a painter. Then...
JANET EVANOVICH

When you're trying to expand your business, it's about real estate in the stores.
JANET EVANOVICH

I wasn’t sure anymore what made a good marriage. There had to be love, of course, but there were s...
JANET EVANOVICH

All my adult life I've hidden behind mascara. And if I'm really insecure, I add eyeliner. (Stephanie...
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A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and po...
JANET EVANOVICH

I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times.
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I had been going around to everybody saying Katherine Heigl has to be 'Stephanie Plum', and ...
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Every time I write 'Stephanie Plum', it's going to be Katherine Heigl's face there.
JANET EVANOVICH

What I do miss is the Jersey Shore.
JANET EVANOVICH

I like the way you've let your hair go curly," he finally said. "Suits your personality. Lots of ene...
JANET EVANOVICH

You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the...
JANET EVANOVICH

I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to...
JANET EVANOVICH

They were actually sitting at a table, like two old friends, not like the hunter
and the hunted...
JANET EVANOVICH

Is there anything else you need from me?" Ranger asked.

"Not right now."

"Ther...
JANET EVANOVICH

There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the ho...
JANET EVANOVICH

Like I said before, kids were okay from a distance, but I didn't think they'd ever replace hamsters.
JANET EVANOVICH

Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.
JANET EVANOVICH

You gonna take the case?"

It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of."

Yo...
JANET EVANOVICH

'Plum's are probably the funniest, but all the books have their own degree of humor. But if ...
JANET EVANOVICH

The 'Stephanie Plums' are very much Jersey books. So you can't get away from attitude an...
JANET EVANOVICH

I'm a real voyeur.
JANET EVANOVICH

'Troublemaker' is not an adaptation of 'Metro Girl' or 'Motor Mouth.' It is ...
JANET EVANOVICH

I can't help it. I'm just a big gasbag. I still got leftover barbeque gas." She squeezed her eyes sh...
JANET EVANOVICH

He [Ranger] peeled my [Stephanie] clothes off and wrangled me into bed. And then suddenly he was ins...
JANET EVANOVICH

If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office.
JANET EVANOVICH

[Ranger] "How's your mental health?" he asked. "I heard about Soder."
[Stephanie] "I'm rattled....
JANET EVANOVICH

Ranger locked eyes with me. "Please," he said.
Tank and Hal were goggle-eyed. They weren't used...
JANET EVANOVICH

Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?"
I'm ...
JANET EVANOVICH

I don't have a lot of domestic instincts," Ranger said to me, his attention fixing on the unidentifi...
JANET EVANOVICH

She'll be back," Ranger said. "But not tonight."
[Stephanie] "How'd you get her to leave?"
JANET EVANOVICH

Nice dress. Take it off.
JANET EVANOVICH

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.
JANET EVANOVICH

I always wanted to eat with a Negro,” Grandma said.
Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a ...
JANET EVANOVICH

I take in a lot of stuff from real life, movies, television, news and it all gets mixed in my head a...
JANET EVANOVICH

I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't r...
JANET EVANOVICH

I struggled to learn basic skills, get a grip on markets, find my own unique voice, create story lin...
JANET EVANOVICH

These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum
JANET EVANOVICH

When I storyboard, they're just fragments of thoughts. I write in three acts like a movie, so I ...
JANET EVANOVICH

When I'm plotting out a book, I use a storyboard - I'll have maybe three lines across on the...
JANET EVANOVICH

You're my bodyguard and lover."

She shook her head. "Just your bodyguard."

"He...
JANET EVANOVICH

We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits.
- Joe Morelli
JANET EVANOVICH

I looked over at him. "Is that a proposal?"

There was total silence for a couple beats. "...
JANET EVANOVICH

Eleven on Top.
JANET EVANOVICH

Holy Crap,' Carolli said. 'You shot Jesus. That's gonna take a lot of Hail Marys.
JANET EVANOVICH

It wouldn't kill you to flirt a little, so I don't remember this assignment as totally sucking. I'm ...
JANET EVANOVICH

Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair ...
JANET EVANOVICH

My father hired you to protect me," Ahmed said, "not to go off chasing men."
Grandma leaned fo...
JANET EVANOVICH

If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in...
JANET EVANOVICH

The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled.
Dang," Grandma ...
JANET EVANOVICH

He squinted at me. "What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control?
JANET EVANOVICH

You could be the Mega Mage of wizards. You could rule Minionfire.
Do you really think so?'
JANET EVANOVICH

My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess.
JANET EVANOVICH

Maybe it's just not the right time for us to be married. I don't want to be a bounty hunter for the ...
JANET EVANOVICH

As writers, we all have an agenda, but if you recognize that agenda in a book, then you've faile...
JANET EVANOVICH

Ranger released my ponytail but kept a hand on my neck. I tried to act calm, but his touch was hummi...
JANET EVANOVICH

I could use some help with an FTA.
What's your problem?
He's old, and I'll look like a los...
JANET EVANOVICH

A lot of people who start work at a very young age never grow up because they never got that opportu...
JANET JACKSON

One of the problems in America is that everybody focuses on their own narrow little bit of the probl...
JANET RENO

Memory is the fourth dimension to any landscape.
JANET FITCH

We're all driven to premieres or nightclubs and seen the rope separating those who can enter and...
JANET JACKSON

Our ability to predict how the federal funds rate will evolve over time is quite limited because mon...
JANET YELLEN

Financial market participants appear to recognize the FOMC's data-dependent approach because inc...
JANET YELLEN

there is very little 'of course' when it comes to custom
JANET KAGAN

You have no tail!" said Brightspot. her own whipped suddenly forward; she stared, first at it, then ...
JANET KAGAN

Kagan's law of first contact,'You'll surprise you more than they will.
JANET KAGAN

Stores don't order merchandise unless they think they can sell it right away. Manufacturers and ...
JANET YELLEN

The first job I ever had in my life was in the Dade County Sheriff's Office in the Identificatio...
JANET RENO

By jove, no wonder women don't love war nor understand it, nor can operate in it as a rule; it take...
JANET FLANNER

Carry on, carry on, for the men and boys are gone, But the furrow shan't lie fallow while the wome...
JANET BEGBIE

By putting downward pressure on interest rates, the Fed is trying to make financial conditions more ...
JANET YELLEN

I'm particularly fond of the Mulholland Fountain, at Riverside Drive and Los Feliz Boulevard, wh...
JANET FITCH

I was very independent growing up, but there were things that were bothering me that I never told an...
JANET JACKSON

Writing a novel is not merely going on a shopping expedition across the border to an unreal land: it...
JANET FRAME

I love my kids, but I wouldn't want them for friends.
JANET SORENSEN

My father, that silhouette, a form comprised of all I did not
know, a shape filled with rain. "...
JANET FITCH

Isn't it funny.I'm enjoying my hatred so much more than i ever enjoyed love. Love is temperamental. ...
JANET FITCH

 Loneliness is the human condition. Cultivate it. The way it tunnels into you allows your soul roo...
JANET FITCH

Nobody had forgotten anything here. In Berlin, you had to wrestle with the past, you had to build on...
JANET FITCH

Whenever she turned her steep focus to me, I felt the warmth that flowers must feel when they bloom ...
JANET FITCH

If you scratch a great photograph, you find two things; a painting and a photograph.
JANET MALCOLM

Every journalist who is not too stupid or too full of himself to notice what is going on knows that ...
JANET MALCOLM

The dominant and most deep-dyed trait of the journalist is his timorousness. Where the novelist fear...
JANET MALCOLM

I used to hurt so badly that I'd ask God why, what have I done to deserve any of this? I feel now He...
JANET JACKSON

What was beauty unless you intended to use it, like a hammer, or a key? It was just something for ot...
JANET FITCH

I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC;
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I can...
JANET MINOR

Racing is a matter of spirit not strength.
JANET GUTHRIE

Racing takes everything you've got -- intellectually, emotionally, physically -- and then you have t...
JANET GUTHRIE

It (racing) is a matter of spirit, not strength. It is a matter of doing your best each little momen...
JANET GUTHRIE

I wish my life could be like that, knotted up so that even if something broke, the whole thing would...
JANET FITCH

For your own good is a persuasive argument that will eventually make a man agree to his own destruct...
JANET FRAME

Loneliness is the human condition. Cultivate it. The way it tunnels into you allows your soul room t...
JANET FITCH

It was only natural to want to destroy something you could never have.
JANET FITCH

My hatred gives me strength.
JANET FITCH

Every morning I woke in dread, waiting for the day nurse to go on her rounds and announce from the l...
JANET FRAME

This is what happens when you fall in love. You're looking at a natural disaster.
JANET FITCH

Fidelity to the subject's thought and to his characteristic way of expressing himself is the sine qu...
JANET MALCOLM

Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.
JANET LONG

Under a death penalty statute that is going to stand up to constitutional muster, you look at the ag...
JANET RENO

Public schools were designed as the great equalizers of our society - the place where all children c...
JANET NAPOLITANO

It has taken me most of my adult life to come to terms with who I am. To do that, I had to break fre...
JANET JACKSON

While admirers of capitalism, we also to a certain extent believe it has limitations that require go...
JANET YELLEN

In Amsterdam, the river and canals have been central to city life for the last four centuries.
JANET ECHELMAN

American workers have faced serious difficulties in the labor market since the first oil shock in 19...
JANET YELLEN

The financial crisis and the Great Recession demonstrated, in a dramatic and unmistakable manner, ho...
JANET YELLEN

I think police officers can work with social workers and public health nurses to do so much in terms...
JANET RENO

The pace of increases in labor compensation provides another possible indicator, albeit an imperfect...
JANET YELLEN

Each and every one of the security measures we implement serves an important goal: providing safe an...
JANET NAPOLITANO

After adjusting for inflation, the average income of the top 5% of households grew by 38% from 1989 ...
JANET YELLEN

If I wasn't singing, I'd probably be, probably an accountant.
JANET JACKSON

Transparency concerning the Federal Reserve's conduct of monetary policy is desirable because be...
JANET YELLEN

Business students are very oriented to playing a role in the real world and accomplishing something,...
JANET YELLEN

Being a lawyer is not merely a vocation. It is a public trust, and each of us has an obligation to g...
JANET RENO

I have learned that raising children is the single most difficult thing in the world to do. It takes...
JANET RENO

Although we work through financial markets, our goal is to help Main Street, not Wall Street.
JANET YELLEN

The great thing about this town hall format is that it allows us to hear what's on the minds of ...
JANET NAPOLITANO

Dreams can become a reality when we possess a vision that is characterized by the willingness to wor...
JANET JACKSON

The keystone to justice is the belief that the legal system treats all fairly.
JANET RENO

We recognize that violence is a learned behavior. One of the best classrooms for learning violence i...
JANET RENO

Jews have had to carry around their own sense of self in a carpet bag and I think perhaps too much e...
JANET SUZMAN

Depression, suffering and anger are all part of being human.
JANET FITCH

But I think the possibility of a black and white society feeding each other's expertises, living...
JANET SUZMAN

Do and act on what you believe to be right, and you'll wake up the next morning feeling good abo...
JANET RENO

A lot of people think they should be happy all the time. But the writer understands you need both. Y...
JANET FITCH

My mother was an enthusiastic chef but wildly disorganized, and often preferred purchasing yet anoth...
JANET FITCH

You get used to working with one choreographer. You kind of get stuck in that vein and you work your...
JANET JACKSON

I understood why she did it. At that moment I knew why people tagged graffiti on the walls of neat l...
JANET FITCH

My perfect day would be to go on a picnic up Mt. Wilson with Christopher Isherwood, Greta Garbo, Ald...
JANET FITCH

The cake had a trick candle that wouldn't go out, so I didn't get my wish. Which was just that it wo...
JANET FITCH

add one
make dumb
add two
make poo
JANET HUTCH

I thought of my mother as Queen Christina, cool and sad, eyes trained on some distant horizon. That ...
JANET FITCH

I have no clue why, but maybe sometimes when there's someone you don't hear from, it's t...
JANET JACKSON

Policies to strengthen education and training, to encourage entrepreneurship and innovation, and to ...
JANET YELLEN

Today in America, we are trying to prepare students for a high tech world of constant change, but we...
JANET NAPOLITANO

I collected child support in Dade County, and they wrote a rap song about me, so the kids knew about...
JANET RENO

I am anxious to fix welfare. There has to be more training and child care.
JANET YELLEN

I'm a scuba diver but not certified.
JANET RENO

In the long run, outsourcing is another form of trade that benefits the U.S. economy by giving us ch...
JANET YELLEN

I imagined the lies the valedictorian was telling them right now. About the exciting future that lie...
JANET FITCH

The pearls weren't really white, they were a warm oyster beige, with little knots in between so if t...
JANET FITCH

I don't want to inhabit the human world under false pretenses.
JANET FRAME

All images generated by imaging technology are viewed in a walled-off location not visible to the pu...
JANET NAPOLITANO

Audit the Fed is a bill that would politicize monetary policy, would bring short-term political pres...
JANET YELLEN

I want to be completely clear that I strongly oppose 'Audit the Fed.'
JANET YELLEN

I made a promise to myself when I graduated from law school that I would never do anything that I di...
JANET RENO

You can't imagine a world, quite frankly, without a safe and secure aviation system. And so our ...
JANET NAPOLITANO

Most people use twenty verbs to describe everything from a run in their stocking to the explosion of...
JANET FITCH

Though the Attorney General of the United States carries many responsibilities and undertakes many t...
JANET RENO

While I'm the Attorney General, we will address each issue with one question: What's the rig...
JANET RENO

Many financial innovations such as the increased availability of low-cost mutual funds have improved...
JANET YELLEN

Monetary policy ultimately must be conducted in a pragmatic manner that relies not on any particular...
JANET YELLEN

We have at least 125 communities in Arizona at risk from wildfire, not because of review processes o...
JANET NAPOLITANO

When you're a little kid, you are small, your life is small - and you're terrifically aware ...
JANET FITCH

In 1977, when I started my first job at the Federal Reserve Board as a staff economist in the Divisi...
JANET YELLEN

My first crush was Barry Manilow. He performed on TV and I taped it. When no one was around I'd ...
JANET JACKSON

My mother taught us to play baseball, to bake a cake, to play fair - she beat the living daylights o...
JANET RENO

I mean one of the basic rules when you're acting is that you mustn't stand in judgement on a...
JANET SUZMAN

Whether being battered by the surf or swimming through the gentle undulating surface of lakes, I fin...
JANET ECHELMAN

What good is telling America's children that they will have equal opportunity for education if t...
JANET RENO

This is a beautiful country. Each of us has a favorite river, a mountain, just a patch of sky for so...
JANET RENO

His voice was cloves and nightingales, it took us to spice markets in the Celebs, we drifted with hi...
JANET FITCH

I closed my eyes to watch tiny dancers like jeweled birds cross the dark screen of my eyelids.
JANET FITCH

She would be half a planet away, floating in a turquoise sea, dancing by moonlight to flamenco guita...
JANET FITCH

To be given permission to be confused -- and remain confused -- for as long as it takes would have b...
JANET JACKSON

Two Trees
A portion of your soul has been
entwined with mine
A gentle kind of togethe...
JANET MILES

I know what you are learning to endure. There is nothing to be done. Make sure nothing is wasted. Ta...
JANET FITCH

The advice I like to give to drummers is that there's no right or wrong way of playing the drums...
JANET WEISS

We've got to make sure that the young, violent, serious juvenile offender is punished, that it&#...
JANET RENO

Everybody should want to make sure that we have the cyber tools necessary to investigate cyber crime...
JANET RENO

A wide range of possible fiscal policy tools and approaches could enhance the cyclical stability of ...
JANET YELLEN

While out on the perimeter, women discovered the freedom of badlands. They were curiously free to in...
JANET FITCH

For lunch, we drove into the hills and parked in the dappled shade of a big sycamore, its powdery wh...
JANET FITCH

He just wanted to stand close to her, touch her hair that was white as glacier milk...
JANET FITCH

You must find a boy your own age. Someone mild and beautiful to be your lover. Someone who will trem...
JANET FITCH

When you're a young English person who wants to be an actress and you have dreams, you dream of ...
JANET MCTEER

It certainly would be helpful going forward for deficit reduction efforts to focus on the medium ter...
JANET YELLEN

Firms don't just try to pay as little as possible to get the needed bodies on board; when there ...
JANET YELLEN

It's naive to think there is a woman in the world who isn't brought up to believe that they ...
JANET MCTEER

Say yes to your Universe.
JANET ZUCKERMAN

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
JANET RENO

I have a spelling checkerIt came with my PC;It plainly marks four my revueMistakes I cannot sea.I've...
JANET MINOR

"For your own good" is a persuasive argument that will eventually make a man agree to his own dest...
JANET FRAME

I am extremely proud of the way our staff handled the incident but I am upset it happened. Victim su...
JANET ANDERSON

Without the Milosevic trial the court has lost the possibility of finding a conclusion to the questi...
JANET ANDERSON

It's just really unfortunate that there seems to be shortsightedness in this whole situation.
JANET ANDERSON

The crucial thing for genocide is that you have to show a special kind of intent to implement genoci...
JANET ANDERSON

The people who use (the vouchers) really like them, and some of them start calling us around now won...
JANET ALLEN

That's what we put up with here. We don't need that type of stuff here.
JANET ALLEN

I look forward to seeing (the festival) with great enthusiasm and with fingers crossed that it can r...
JANET ALLEN

Ermine is going in the right direction. Someone needs to go through the park every day.
JANET ALLEN

Sam lit up every room she was in.
JANET ALLEN

The issues seem to be the changing environment that we live in. There's much more access to in-home ...
JANET ALLEN

This has been very stressful for the people involved, particularly for class representatives who had...
JANET ABARAY

Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close."
"Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either.

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Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close."
"Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either.

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Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either.

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Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close."
"Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either.