Are you here for a reason, Cheshire?

Why, yes, I would enjoy a cup of tea. I take mine with lots of cream, and no tea. Thank you.

As it so happens, Mr. Jest, I’ve sometimes come to believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast…

These things do not happen in dreams, dear girl,' he said, vanishing up to his neck. 'They happen only in nightmares.'
His head spiralled and he was gone.

How come "burbled" gets to be in the Oxford English Dictionary but "tulgy" doesn't? Hm?

Lewis Carroll. He was an odd one. Real name was Charles Lutwidge Dodgson. Completely denied having anything to do with the Alice books. Daft as a brush. You'd have liked him!

If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.