Are you angry? Punch a pillow. Was it satisfying? Not hardly. These days people are too angry for punching. What you might try is stabbing. Take an old pillow and lay it on the front lawn. Stab it with a big pointy knife. Again and again and again. Stab hard enough for the point of the knife to go into the ground. Stab until the pillow is gone and you are just stabbing the earth again and again, as if you want to kill it for continuing to spin, as if you are getting revenge for having to live on this planet day after day, alone.


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I choose to live by choice, not by chance; to make changes, not excuses; to be motivated, not manipu...
MIRANDA MARROTT
It's good to see a man who isn't afraid to live out his masculinity.
MIRANDA OTTO
The smoke was very thick. I could hardly breathe. I helped (other) people out (of the building).
ANTHONY MIRANDA
Compacting has been a major issue for a long, long time, and it's up to the membership to decide on ...
ANTHONY MIRANDA
We may never land because of the central core issue that tribes are sovereigns.
ANTHONY MIRANDA
They just basically want to change the rules. This affects an entire industry where tens of millions...
ANTHONY MIRANDA
Now, more than ever, it's vital, absolutely vital, that tribal leaders walk the halls of Congress th...
ANTHONY MIRANDA
My end goal in the piano is to play Scott Joplin's 'Maple Leaf Rag.'
MIRANDA LEEK
The main reason I got into comedy was in the hope that I could make a few people laugh and feel bett...
MIRANDA HART
What I like about modelling is that it has given me that opportunity to travel and experience differ...
MIRANDA KERR
As a child, I was very active. I was a gymnast, I played touch football, netball and basketball. Whe...
MIRANDA KERR
A rose can never be a sunflower, and a sunflower can never be a rose. All flowers are beautiful in t...
MIRANDA KERR
Trey makes me feel so comfortable doing a video. She makes you feel like you're just girls, hanging ...
MIRANDA LAMBERT
I can still hardly believe that I performed last year on the same stage that I watched the Country i...
MIRANDA LAMBERT
I have my own little sense of style. As far as image goes today for a new artist, you'll find that f...
MIRANDA LAMBERT
So you treat your love like a firefly, like it only gets to shine for a little while.
Catch it i...
MIRANDA LAMBERT
I do enjoy wearing a little heel when I'm at work, but when I'm running around with my son, ...
MIRANDA KERR
Heartbreak is good fuel for country songs. And cheating.
MIRANDA LAMBERT
I got my first handgun license when I was 22.
MIRANDA LAMBERT
We're meeting to go over laboratory test results and formulate a plan for what we're going to do abo...
RICHARD MIRANDA
So you treat your love like a firefly, like it only gets to shine for a little while.Catch it in a m...
MIRANDA LAMBERT
Texas people are really strong in their roots. I started writing and playing guitar at 17. I've alwa...
MIRANDA LAMBERT
I'm real proud of this video. It's the third video I've made, and I think I felt really comfortable ...
MIRANDA LAMBERT
When I was 5, I started taking singing lessons, and then, after 'School of Rock,' I started ...
MIRANDA COSGROVE
I do write a lot from personal experience, but I also embellish a bit.
MIRANDA LAMBERT
A devaluation makes no sense.
MIRANDA XAFA
I spent my childhood outdoors on my grandparents' farm. I learned to ride a motorbike when I was...
MIRANDA KERR
I have lots of ambitions. I'd love to do theatre. I'd like to be in 'Tea With Mussolini ...
MIRANDA HART
I feel as if I'm disappearing. I wake, I work, I eat, I sleep. No family, no great career. I could d...
MIRANDA EMMERSON
I feel like I could disappear because I'm not real to other people.
MIRANDA EMMERSON
I have a weird sense of humour. My dad's the same. We love watching 'Monty Python' toget...
MIRANDA KERR
My brain scrambled to make room for the existene of these people. Grandparents I'd never known. They...
MEGAN MIRANDA
Alot can happen in eleven minutes. Decker can run two miles in eleven minutes. I once wrote an Engli...
MEGAN MIRANDA
I leaned against my door, struggling to catch my breath, and thought that maybe hell wasn't a place ...
MEGAN MIRANDA
I hoped he'd take his dog and drive down to the ocean. I hoped there was still time. I pictured him ...
MEGAN MIRANDA
The first time I died, I didn't see God. No light at the end of the tunnel. No haloed angels. No dea...
MEGAN MIRANDA
It's expensive to open your mouth...
HARVEY MIRANDA
It's on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot.
MIRANDA HART
I think there are different kinds of comedians, and I prefer the clowns who are going: 'I'm ...
MIRANDA HART
I like the old, classic scary movies. I love 'Psycho,' 'The Sixth Sense,' and 'P...
MIRANDA COSGROVE
I live by the philosophy that beauty starts from within, and I make a conscious effort to fill my bo...
MIRANDA KERR
There's a film I did years ago, 'Love Serenade,' that I still really love. It's such...
MIRANDA OTTO
My mom always says I cut my teeth on the church pew.
MIRANDA LAMBERT
I hate being pigeon-holed into anything. To me, the best thing is when the next job comes and is com...
MIRANDA OTTO
But the truth is that the only reason I could understand what I was feeling in that moment was becau...
MEGAN MIRANDA
Who would win in a fight? The past or the future? The past. Every time. It was relentless.
MEGAN MIRANDA
I'm that person who says, 'No matter what the problem is, there's a solution.' That&...
MIRANDA KERR
My dad went to USC and it always had been very important to me and my family.
MIRANDA COSGROVE
Yoga is at the core of my health and wellness routine; even if it's only for 10 to 15 minutes I ...
MIRANDA KERR
I love the Russians for their verve, their melancholia, their vivacity, their unpredictability, and ...
MIRANDA OTTO
I think 'Rake' was a very clever crossover, actually, because it does lend itself to the cit...
MIRANDA OTTO
I was a big shiny, glittery-type person. Now I'm a jeans and T-shirt girl, or I'll wear sun ...
MIRANDA LAMBERT
The first time someone called me a role model, I remember thinking, 'What does that mean?' B...
MIRANDA COSGROVE
Even with college, the reason I wanted to go so badly is because I wanted to major in film. I want t...
MIRANDA COSGROVE
I'm a big tandem bike rider... I've had a tandem bike since I was 12, and I wanna be a compe...
MIRANDA COSGROVE
I'm quite tactile, so I like fabrics that feel good. I try to avoid fabrics that crease - especi...
MIRANDA KERR
In my head, I have the most sensational singing voice. I perform concerts to thousands in the shower...
MIRANDA HART