Are there women in New York who are just there to make us feel bad about ourselves?

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.

'You have no fortune.' I didn't need a cookie to tell me that.

If two people have only one thought between them, something is very wrong.

Think about it. If you are single, after graduation there isn't one occasion where people celebrate you. ... Hallmark doesn't make a "congratulations, you didn't marry the wrong guy" card. And where's the flatware for going on vacation alone?