Apparently, the world is not a wish-granting factory.

Augustus," I said. "Really. You don't have to do this."
"Sure I do," he said. "I found my Wish."
"God, you're the best," I told him.
"I bet you say that to all the boys who finance your international travel," he answered.

Thank you for letting me hijack your wish', I said.

'Thank you for wearing that dress which is like whoa," he said.

You should have died when I killed you.

Yeah f**k me! I wish all of you could fu**k me!

Yeah,” I said. “What is that? A bird? "It’s the swan,” he said. “Wow. A school with a swan. Wow.”
“That swan is the spawn of Satan. Never get closer to it than we are now.