Apathy rules, f*** everyone!

The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle of a sentence.

The rules don't change. We follow the same policies that we've had in place throughout the school year.

One of the Great Rules of Economics According to John Green
If you are rich, you have to be an idiot not to stay rich. And if you are poor, you have to be really smart to get rich.

This song's off our album. It's called Kerplunk. It's kind of in line with the shit thing, ya know, it's like you take a dookie and it kerplunks in the toilet.

I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons.