Anyway, my writer gang: they kind of did their comedy apprenticeship with me and, during that period, when they were young and impressionable, I think I infected them with my pun virus. They grew to enjoy puns, think puns, just as much as me. The problem is people don't really like puns any more, so I worry I've rendered the poor fuckers virtually unemployable.
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Related I'd like my super power to be puns; I'd like to be great at puns: pun power. Then I could go... CHRIS O'DOWD I like Jacques Derrida; I think he's funny. I like my philosophy with a few jokes and puns. I kn... ALAN MOORE I think the humor of double puns is incredible. RICHARD LEDERER I'm shameless, and I love a pun. There's a lot of Beth puns. BETH DITTO I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way. ALLAN SLOAN I'm probably doing puns more than anything in my life. SCOTT AUKERMAN I love puns. I've been known to turn the car around just to take advantage of a good pun situati... KARIN SLAUGHTER Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deli... JOHN LASSETER I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior. JOHN OLIVER I say 'as it were' or 'so to speak' too often because puns and double entendres keep... GUY GAVRIEL KAY I live and die by puns. FEIST People think dreams aren't real just because they aren't made of matter, of particles. Dreams are re... NEIL GAIMAN I think most people think of ballerinas as kind of either as a fairytale, far-away thing that's ... MISTY COPELAND Puns are a form of humor with words. GUILLERMO CABRERA INFANTE We all crack jokes, and life is one of em.We just have to make it a good one, and not a pun, because... JAMES MATHEWS GEORGE As much as I appreciate people putting me in the category of these very acrobatic belters, I feel li... IDINA MENZEL I like to relate to my kids as they are. I enjoy spending that time with them. I see that my girls a... GAYLE FORMAN [Parents] think their kids can dress themselves and they can feed themselves and they can let themse... LINDA PERLSTEIN 'The Sopranos' is filled with really retrograde humor. Bathroom humor, falls, stupid puns, b... DAVID CHASE I have a willingness to put in as much time as is necessary for my students. I hope my students will... JENNIFER OWEN My brother and sister had a much worse childhood, I think, because they were older, and they had to ... MARIAH CAREY People that make puns are like wanton boys that put coppers on
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