Anything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral.


Charles Lamb

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In every charge, in every count, she was an active participant in the sexual assault of these childr...
DAVID LAMB
My basic approach to interviewing is to ask the basic questions that might even sound naive, or not ...
BRIAN LAMB
I thought about how love was always the thing that did that - smashed into you, left you raw. The de...
WALLY LAMB
If you want your prayers answered, get up off your knees and do something about them.
WALLY LAMB
All the dead bolts, pulled shades and hidden knives in the world couldn't protect you from the truth...
WALLY LAMB
Love is like breathing. You take it in and let it out.
WALLY LAMB
I think, in some ways, I like it when people tell me what they're thinking. I would rather have ...
BRIAN LAMB
Mr. Mook has openly said, 'Dancers aren't athletes,' even though the cheerleaders are allowed to per...
ANYA LAMB
I think a lot of us are starting to feel that sports are taking precedence over every other activity...
ANYA LAMB
Human behavior in the midst of hardship caught my attention very early on, and my first stories were...
WALLY LAMB
You hear stories of when the Astros were playing San Diego [in 1998] and having to face Kevin Brown ...
MIKE LAMB
Sometimes things are so insanely private, you don't even want to talk about them with yourself. Don'...
CATHY LAMB
You are as ordinary as spring,' he murmured. 'As powerless as sunlight.' He ran his fingertips down ...
CHARLOTTE LAMB
I know it's a crock of shit. I ain't offering you happily-ever-after. I'm offering you... happily-ma...
WALLY LAMB
The greatest thing about the call-in show is that you always felt like you were on a high wire witho...
BRIAN LAMB
We wanted to hear from viewers about why they watch or participate in call-ins on C-SPAN, ... Viewer...
BRIAN LAMB
It's easier to fix damage than it is to create it.
BRIAN LAMB
I think I write fiction for the opportunity to get beyond the limits of my own life.
WALLY LAMB
When I was a kid, I was surrounded by girls: older sisters, older girl cousins just down the street....
WALLY LAMB
This is a crime like I've never seen, one of infinite cruelty. They (the children) were infinitely h...
DAVID LAMB
We have a deeper team than we had last year. We have quality in all areas with more athletes (100) o...
CORTNEY LAMB
It's the most breathtakingly ironic things about living: the fact that we are all-identical twins in...
WALLY LAMB