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Dick Cavett quote: "Anyone working in the media can tell you that there seems to be an always-ready-to-explode segment of the populace for whom offense is a fate worse than anything imaginable. You'd think offense is one of the most calamitous things that could happen to a human being; right up there with the loss of a limb, or just missing a parking space."

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Anyone working in the media can tell you that there seems to be an always-ready-to-explode segment of the populace for whom offense is a fate worse than anything imaginable. You'd think offense is one of the most calamitous things that could happen to a human being; right up there with the loss of a limb, or just missing a parking space.


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Losing is a part of winning.
DICK MUNRO
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law.
DICK CLARK
I don't set trends. I just find out what they are and exploit them.
DICK CLARK
Civil Rights: What black folks are given in the U.S. on the installment plan, as in civil-rights bil...
DICK GREGORY
You cannot go ahead while you are getting even.
DICK ARMEY
Politics will sooner or later make fools of everybody.
DICK ARMEY
When you're a lawyer, you expect your client to lie to you, but not when he is the president.
DICK HOUSER
And we love to dance -- especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you...
DICK GREGORY
Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
DICK GREGORY
If I was smart enough to be a doctor, I'd be a doctor. I ain't, so I'm a football player.
DICK BUTKUS
I worked hard at becoming a professional football player, just like society says you should. It said...
DICK BUTKUS
I want to be recognized as the best-no doubt about it. When they say all-pro middle linebacker, I wa...
DICK BUTKUS
Few people get to earn a living at what they like to do and there are hazards in any profession. Foo...
DICK BUTKUS
I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know, important
DICK BUTKUS
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a ...
DICK MARTIN
You cannot get ahead while you are getting even.
DICK ARMEY
I wouldn't mind paying taxes -- if I knew they were going to a friendly country.
DICK GREGORY
Detective Jeremy Fisk of the NYPD Intelligence Division hated upstate New York. Hated the whole idea...
DICK WOLF
I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be ...
DICK MARTIN
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
DICK CLARK
Also, I am driven by a wonderful muse called alimony.
DICK SCHAAP
I almost had to have my leg amputated because of an infection.
DICK DALE
Guitar Player Magazine says Dick Dale is the father of Heavy Metal, blowing up 48 amplifiers, creati...
DICK DALE
When I first played the guitar without plugging it into an amplifier, the people at Fender were blow...
DICK DALE
Immigration reform is a must, an amnesty. So that's my position. I've been pushing that one ...
DICK MOUNTJOY
The Democratic Party opposes tax cuts but it cannot say so publicly. Thus, it is forced to support t...
DICK MORRIS
One of the things that amazes me about Twitter is the way it utterly eradicates artificial barriers ...
DICK COSTOLO
'Yes' is a far more potent word than 'no' in American politics. By adopting the posi...
DICK MORRIS
We're going to have a tax cut. Today's American family is overtaxed at all levels.
DICK ARMEY
No, I've always been impressed with the tremendous resilience of the American economy. I think o...
DICK CHENEY
If U.S. national sovereignty continues, it is only as a state that Puerto Rico will have permanent 1...
DICK THORNBURGH
In 1988, as an unknown candidate, totally unknown, I won Iowa, came in second in New Hampshire, won ...
DICK GEPHARDT
I think my mistakes were kind of common - leaning on cliches and adjectives in the place of clear, v...
DICK SCHAAP
Cliches and adjectives permeated my prose.
DICK SCHAAP
There are all kinds of addictions, and I've got every single one. If you set me in front of anyt...
ANDY DICK
Let me tell you, never before in the history of this planet has anybody made the progress that Afric...
DICK GREGORY
There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around...
DICK DALE
Unfortunately the Republican tax cut will deny important revenues to many states facing their own de...
DICK DURBIN
No candidate can win a presidential race advocating gay marriage and opposing the military action in...
DICK MORRIS
I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I...
ANDY DICK
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after d...
DICK GREGORY
It's kind of ironic that the two sports with the greatest characters, boxing and horse racing, h...
DICK SCHAAP
You can't fall back on the private sector and say, 'You take care of the nation's bankin...
DICK CHENEY
People with high blood pressure, diabetes - those are conditions brought about by life style. If you...
DICK GREGORY
The United States needs to be not so much loved as it needs to be respected. Sometimes, that require...
DICK CHENEY
The good Lord didn't see fit to put oil and gas only where there are democratically elected regi...
DICK CHENEY
If you're going to go increase taxes on small businesses, you're going to slow down the exte...
DICK CHENEY
Conservation may be a sign of personal virtue, but it is not a sufficient basis for a sound, compreh...
DICK CHENEY
I think we need to significantly reduce the regulatory burden on the private sector. The Obama admin...
DICK CHENEY
Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better.
DICK CHENEY
It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you.
DICK CHENEY
When George Bush asked me to sign on, it obviously wasn't because he was worried about carrying ...
DICK CHENEY
I was convinced that eventually I would die of heart disease, that we'd run out of time and out ...
DICK CHENEY
There comes a time when deceit and defiance must be seen for what they are. At that point, a gatheri...
DICK CHENEY
Direct threats require decisive action.
DICK CHENEY
The relevance for 9/11 is that what 9/11 marked was the beginning of a struggle in which the terrori...
DICK CHENEY
I think the key that happened on 9/11 is we went from considering terrorist attacks as a law enforce...
DICK CHENEY
I am a deficit hawk.
DICK CHENEY
We've gotten a long way on missile defense. We know how to do it. We know how to take down incom...
DICK CHENEY
I worked for George Bush. I'm proud to have worked for him. I think that a lot of the most contr...
DICK CHENEY
I've been extraordinarily fortunate that I've been able to go live a very active, stressful ...
DICK CHENEY
You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We're the only ones who k...
DICK GREGORY
There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.
DICK GREGORY
From kindergarten to graduation, I went to public schools, and I know that they are a key to being s...
DICK CHENEY
It is unacceptable that disabled veterans in Illinois rank at the bottom of the list when it comes t...
DICK DURBIN
I kept having chills. This was in the middle of the summer and I was wearing a sheepskin jacket and ...
DICK YORK
Now here's what I'm saying: I've always believed that every other month we hear about co...
DICK GREGORY
I was raised in a working class family of Baptist faith, and I went to college on a church scholarsh...
DICK GEPHARDT
For 20 years I've been screaming at these guitar companies, saying, 'It's abnormal to pu...
DICK DALE
There was a casting couch in his office. His office was all in white. Behind the desk were his Oscar...
BERNARD DICK
It's a resource for our students in our film courses. And when we do these series for the community,...
BERNARD DICK
We have a very fine resource here.
BERNARD DICK
I wanted a mix of 'B' films and first-class films, because I don't look down my nose at 'B' films. W...
BERNARD DICK
I don't know how many colleges would have a [film] collection of one particular studio.
BERNARD DICK
I went over his notes to 'All the King's Men,' and he sounds like a college professor, talking about...
BERNARD DICK
Gene Krupa was my big hero, and I used to play on my mother's flour cans and sugar cans with the...
DICK DALE
We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didn't think it was fair in the ...
DICK GREGORY
It felt good because they've murdered us for the last two years.
ANDY DICK
The best advice he ever gave me was to keep it real, keep it simple, ... He was a big believer in no...
ANDY DICK
Maybe it's just because it's so damn cold there, ... You find humor in everything, 'cause the climat...
ANDY DICK
I don't even remember what I did in that movie, because I did it so long ago, ... I think I'm a craz...
ANDY DICK
The new movie I'm working on right now is very autobiographical. It's about a television actor who d...
ANDY DICK

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