Anyone who knows me knows that I am not much of a drinker.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

I'm forever in debt to Nickelodeon. It made me who I am today.

Anyone who knows me knows that I'm way more of a joker than I am a serious person.

I am too much of a control freak to be a drinker.

I am not someone who deserves to be dissected and analyzed like some tragic example of everything that can possibly go wrong for a professional athlete.