Anybody who writes us off now is a fool.

I know a lot of people think I'm dumb. Well, at least I ain't no educated fool.

Love? Sodding, bloody, tossing, bloody, sodding, bloody love? Irrelevant, superfluous, bloody, ruddy, rotten, sodding love? What ho? Wherefore? What the f*ck? Love?

What is your name?" asked Lear.
Caius," said Kent.
And whence do you hail?"
From Bonking, sire."
Well, yes, lad, as do we all," said Lear, "but from what town?

Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.

Nobody can describe a fool to the life, without much patient self-inspection