Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers - doesn't matter if its something my wife hates.

I never let anything stop me from doing what I want to do.

The bulk of my fans are my age, and I'm aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it's addicting, really.

I've never shown anybody a draft of anything.