Any woman could act like a lady, and this behavior was interpreted as being submissive, demure, inhibited...Being a lady in the Western world was like footbinding in China.


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Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.
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It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient.
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It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his own estimation, and yours to...
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Our life contains a thousand springs,
And dies if one be gone.
Strange that a harp of thou...
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A slander is like a hornet; if you cannot kill it dead the first blow, better not strike at it
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Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once
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The truly innocent are those who not only are guiltless themselves, but who think others are
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In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worshi...
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Confess your sins to the Lord, and you will be forgiven; confess them to men, and you will be laughe...
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The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. -Josh Billin...
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There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. -Josh Billings.
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Most men had rather say a smart thing than do a good one. John P. Kotter, Leading Change -Josh Bill...
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Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it get...
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In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. -Josh Billings.
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I've never known a person who lives to 110 who is remarkable for anything else.
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Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal
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The less we know the more we suspect
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Thrice is he armed that hath his quarrel just, and four times he who gets his fist in fust
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Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe.
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There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared and that is twins
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To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.
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Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
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Love iz like the meazles; we kant have it bad but onst, and the later in life we have it the tuffer ...
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Confess your sins to the Lord, and you will be forgiven; confess them to men, and you will be laughe...
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Laffing iz the sensation ov pheeling good all over, and showing it principally in one spot
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The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so.
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A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates
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Contentment is a kind of moral laziness; if thare want ennything but contentment in his world, man w...
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As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for
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It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up...
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