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Related Any lady who is first lady likes being first lady. I don't care what they say, they like it. RICHARD M. NIXON Any lady who is first lady likes being first lady. I don't care what they say, they like it. RICHARD M. NIXON The more you act like a lady, the more he'll act like a gentleman. SYDNEY BIDDLE BARROWS The more you act like a lady, the more he'll act like a gentleman. SYDNEY BIDDLE BARROWS Being first lady is the hardest unpaid job in the world. PAT NIXON Look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man and work like a dog. CAROLINE K. SIMON You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. HENRY JAMES Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. MARGARET THATCHER Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. MARGARET THATCHER I should think that being my old lady would be all the satisfaction or career any woman needs. 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(wonders Lady Catelyn Stark) GEORGE R.R. MARTIN It was all very well for an Englishman like Mr. Fogg to make the tour of the world with a carpet-bag... JULES VERNE Fred Zinnemann, on From Here To Eternity and The Sundowners really brings out of me, in a completely... DEBORAH KERR They need to understand they have to do something post secondary. Work is inevitable. They have to p... DEBORAH KERR Being First Lady is playing supporting act. I am not seeking notoriety and I am not seeking to grab ... VALERIE TRIERWEILER I skated like a true lady. I just didn't understand why my component score was so low. It was higher... IRINA SLUTSKAYA Your subconscious being is like a lady,it always wants to hear your positive words of affirmation,fo... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Never met such a Gorgon . . . I don't really know what a Gorgon is like, but I am quite sure that La... OSCAR WILDE There was a time when no difficult subjects were ever aired in the 'Lady', and sadly, life i... RACHEL JOHNSON The United States has the most energetic watercolor scene in the world. GEORGE JAMES She was a promiscuous lady in her younger days. FRIENDS She was a remarkable lady in her own right. LAURENCE GLASCO I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table... DOROTHY PARKER To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady. WILSON MIZNER My perspective comes in part from being a New York black lady, in part from being an engineer. I kno... URSULA BURNS My father was a dark-skinned brother, but my mother was a very fair-skinned lady. From what I unders... ICE T It felt like being in the center of the world, and I felt like I was a witness to history and I knew... KRIST NOVOSELIC There never was a woman who did not prefer an oblique compliment to a straight truth - if the latter... MINNA ANTRIM O woman, born first to believe us; Yea, also born first to forget; Born first to betray and deceive ... JOAQUIN MILLER I felt very much like a hooker who had just been told she was a lady of the evening. NEIL GAIMAN (Exchange with Winston Churchill) Churchill explains that having a woman in Parliament was like... NANCY ASTOR THE VISCOUNTESS ASTOR The glorification of the "'woman's role," then, seems to be in proportion to society's reluctance to... BETTY FRIEDAN The soul that feeds on books alone --/ I count that soul exceeding small / That lives alone by book ... JOAQUIN MILLER Men are just as vain as women, and sometimes even more so. HELENA RUBINSTEIN I didn't want to be a boy, ever, but I was outraged that his height and intelligence were graces for... JANE RULE My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. BILL COSBY I feel sexy when I get out of the tub - your skin is fresh and you've put up your hair without looki... SHANIA TWAIN It's funny, you know, they're always telling me to be a man, take it like a man, act like a man, lik... CATHERYNNE M. VALENTE She was a perfect lady--just sat in her seat and stared. EUDORA WELTY She was a perfect lady - just sat in her seat and stared EUDORA WELTY Being a woman, in this world, ultimately makes you crazy. HOLLY BOURNE Lucille was a darling lady. Probably the finest comedienne in the business. ROBERT STACK That sound of praising the Blessed Lady was like a saving grace for me, especially when I was at the... AARON NEVILLE I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long. SHELLEY WINTERS
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