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Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call.


Jerry O'Connell

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JERRY SALTZ From 1936 on, I have taken more falls than any other 20 comedians put together. From the time I was ...
JERRY LEWIS You need lofty goals. Then cement it with a great work ethic.
JERRY WEST All of us, whether or not we're celebrities, every one ought to spend part of their life making ...
JERRY SPRINGER The idea of getting old is horrific, but I don't want to make it worse by becoming a grotesque c...
JERRY HALL I think the cartoons that they're children are watching, particularly 'The Simpsons,' th...
JERRY LEWIS It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum.
JERRY SPRINGER If Chief Justice Warren and his associates had known God's word and had desired to do the Lord&#...
JERRY FALWELL I'm really looking forward to the Hall of Fame ceremonies. It's going to be unbelievable - j...
JERRY RICE The new album is a childhood dream come true. Got to sing with Ronnie Spector, got to cover a bunch ...
JERRY ONLY Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cra...
JERRY SEINFELD Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even ca...
JERRY SEINFELD College was especially sweet because of the positive, hopeful atmosphere of a college campus.
JERRY KRAMER Megacollectors suppose they can enter art history by spending astronomical amounts.
JERRY SALTZ I always assumed the Department of Agriculture was the farmer and rancher's friend.
JERRY MORAN So once I thought of the villain with a sense of humor, I began to think of a name and the name &quo...
JERRY ROBINSON So, I'm thinking of a name for a villain that has a sense of humor. I thought of 'The Joker&...
JERRY ROBINSON My job is not babysitting people; my job is focusing on making the best band I possibly can.
JERRY ONLY The young man who's had the Guggenheim fortune behind him all his life - he can hire all the aut...
JERRY LEWIS As I made my way through 'On Line,' the austere, stridently dogmatic, sometimes revelatory e...
JERRY SALTZ You come to our stadium and look at the aura of 100,000 people. You look up there and see an Army ta...
JERRY JONES But audio is a component of video, so there's always been that anyway, and although we've ne...
JERRY GARCIA During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these fu...
JERRY STILLER Now people look at 'The Scream' or Van Gogh's 'Irises' or a Picasso and see its ...
JERRY SALTZ