Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is currently estimated.

By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers.

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

A great task has been completed and an even larger one remains,

One-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output. Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average output.

I'm not any more moral than my neighbors.