Any organisation is like a septic tank. The really big chunks rise to the top.

Now I'll take my top shirt off and have a tank top on at the show, so I'm definitely playing the sex angle up a little bit. I have a lot of female fans, I've gotta give them what they want.

The grass is always greener over the septic tank.

You seen him digging behind the house. He said something's wrong with the septic tank, but the neighbor had so much trouble with it, so they came about six months ago when [Marsh] came over and dug it up.

At the after-party of the Indy 500, I'm usually wearing jeans and a tank top.

Cream doesn't rise to the top, it works its way up