Answer this question very carefully, kid. Are you a virgin?"<br />The silence was so long I thought I was going to have to ask him again.<br />"What the hell?" He sounded honestly perplexed.<br />"Yes or no? Are you a virgin?" I lost control halfway through. My voice spiraled up into a scream... "Sonofabitch answer me!"<br />"<i>Yes!</i>" he screamed back. "Yes, I'm a fucking virgin, don't shoot me goddammit fucking please!