[Andy Milonakis, one of the more polarizing comedians to hit the airwaves recently and star of his own stream of consciousness weirdfest on MTV, The Andy Milonakis Show , will soon be releasing a rap album . A funny rap album that is, with] real producers. ... Nick and T-Dog's P-H-Fat Rap.
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Related It's ridiculous, ... Like, 'Why would he beat his shelf? Why? Why, Andrew Milonakis?' And then I say... ANDY MILONAKIS The average rap life is two or three albums. You're lucky to get to your second album in rap! JAY-Z I really appreciate the moments that I was able to win rap album of the year or whatever. KANYE WEST Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding! ANDY MILONAKIS When I moved here, he bought me a bed. Was that from Costco? ANDY MILONAKIS I'll write it in - in marker. ANDY MILONAKIS I got these pants. ANDY MILONAKIS I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want, ANDY MILONAKIS Pee-pees and vajay-jays, ... Mind your pees and vees. ANDY MILONAKIS You are just constantly cleaning stuff up; you don't get to bring out big plates of nice food. You g... ANDY MILONAKIS I talked on the phone with the Trackboyz, they did a song with Nelly and with J-Kwon, and they're in... ANDY MILONAKIS There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films like parody, pretentious a... ANDY MILONAKIS I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watc... ANDY MILONAKIS I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice. ANDY MILONAKIS I wrote the lyrics, ... It was cool because it was the first movie I got, and I was just sitting at ... ANDY MILONAKIS I want to put some effort into a bunch of different types of videos. I don't think I'm gonna... ANDY MILONAKIS I'm going to do a lot of weird stuff that's not going to be like me prancing around like an ... ANDY MILONAKIS I'd think of a topic and just rant on it and transfer it to the computer, upload it. It's su... ANDY MILONAKIS There's little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk. ANDY MILONAKIS I wanted re-introduce the art form by making an album that included many different variations of sto... SLICK RICK I believe that Ryan Murphy is a genius. His instincts remind me of Andy Warhol. I recently went to t... DYLAN MCDERMOTT I'll be releasing the four country artists' names up to the event. The first one is Andy Griggs. BLAKE SHELTON I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES At the heart of this all is Andy - was Andy. That's what she loved, helping people one at a time. DOUG ANDERSON Rap is only one end of a whole spectrum of verbal play and virtuosity. Rap is geared for aural pleas... RITA DOVE Rap has so many possibilities that need to be explored. There are different factions of rap, but som... MICHAEL FRANTI The Andy Griffith Show. ANDY GRIFFITH The rap on Obama has been that he is a little too cool and aloof. The rap on Romney may be that he i... DAVID HORSEY Afterward we asked Andy -- who's normally pretty stiff for a kid -- to check the range of motion in ... DAVID LEADBETTER Well, I wouldn't say that this experience had any influence on my decision to do this film about... MILOS FORMAN My son is a huge rap fan. My daughter is more rap/alternative/pop. LISA MARIE PRESLEY I wholeheartedly believe that Andy Biggs is the right man to take up the legacy that Matt Salmon is ... TRENT FRANKS Andy was a great skier. His accident woke a lot of us up. If it could happen to Andy it could happen... BRIAN MCQUEEN Well unfortunately I didn't work with Andre much. But rap is a strong presence in the culture an... HARVEY KEITEL RZA is one of the most unique individuals and rap artists that I have worked with. EL DEBARGE Andy is not playing his best tennis. Fernando has improved very much. I think he played his best mat... HANS GILDEMEISTER Best Buy wants to bring customers exclusive music entertainment from their favorite artists. Public ... GARY ARNOLD Andy will have his privacy, but he'll never be isolated. LYNNE BLACK I don't really listen to rap; I just like to rap. TYLER, THE CREATOR It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills. TORI SPELLING They were boxing in Andy all night with a defender in front of him and behind him so we moved him ou... JEFF PARSONS Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. Certainly anyone with the status of Andy Young can't be harmful. GENE FERGUSON What separated Andy from many other great leaders is that he had a big heart, not just a big brain. ... JAMIE DIMON A rap dude has his rap persona, his hyper version of himself. Do you know Method Man's real name... WATKIN TUDOR JONES I am very proud of what we have achieved together; getting Andy into the top 50 and winning his firs... MARK PETCHEY It's a show Andy really likes and it was good fun watching him on it, JAMIE MURRAY I don't even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in. KANYE WEST When you've been raised in care, rap music isn't just about guns and sexism. They're tal... SAMANTHA MORTON Obviously we understand the situation, but we have a healthy Andy. Andy wasn't healthy last time he ... CRAIG BIGGIO Andy has a focus on improving as an overall athlete. He has focused on improving the technical aspec... ELYCE KASTIGAR Blacks on prime-time TV are only portrayed as comedians - and often in no better a light than 'A... DON CORNELIUS You can still make music that people love, but there won't be more innovation. I started listeni... HARMONY KORINE People of a certain age look back on the Mayberry of 'The Andy Griffith Show' and become alm... TOM SHALES It is a coincidence that Mathangi is the Goddess of Music and the spoken word, which can be rap. M.I.A. You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. HENRY JAMES Andy Samberg and Chelsea Peretti went to kindergarten together. For real. DANIEL J. GOOR If you're broke, you don't want to rap about being broke; you gonna rap about hustling and g... JUICY J The innocence of the 1950s ended with the [bumping of the] 'Andy Griffith Show,' and the seriousness... BRUCE DUMONT It's a shock that he only did five episodes of The Andy Griffith Show and 20,000 fans are here this ... DAVID MORRIS I think rap music is brought up, gangster rap in particular, as well as video games, every other thi... ICE CUBE Andy Hastings came up big tonight. He's one of our better free throw shooters and hit them when we n... MARK MCCRAY Andy hasn't lost a pro final yet so something's got to give! Seriously, Roger, if he plays his game,... ROGER FEDERER But, Eminem... No, I've loved rap for a long time, especially when it got out of its first period an... ALAN VEGA I was, like, in a rap gang. I loved rap, and it was all around me. WATKIN TUDOR JONES Oh my God Becky! Look at her butt! Tunechi LIL WAYNE It's funny because depending on the day or where we are, my favorite surfer is either Andy or Bruce. KELLY SLATER Andy pitched a good game. We put Jeff Ickes in a tough spot there. He's a sophomore who never pitche... JEFF STRATTON Andy always seems to have the right approach, most of the time, and allows Opie to make his own choi... MARIAN ALBRIGHT I guess, like, I've always listened to rap, and I remember I specifically started listening to, ... AWKWAFINA I think the kids love Andy as he is only just a few years older than them and seems like a normal ki... PATRICIO APEY But, Eminem... No, I've loved rap for a long time, especially when it got out of its first perio... ALAN VEGA In The Past, Andy Warhol Will Be Psychic For 15 seconds DEAN CAVANAGH If Andy is feeling okay then he will be involved in the squad, PETER JACKSON Andy asked if I would put stars on the ceiling because he's on his back most of the time. JANET YOUNG In order to be good rap music, it's expected to have violence. Kinder, gentler rap music is not cele... EUGENE HALTON Andy Warhol made fame more famous. FRAN LEBOWITZ On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you hav... SANDRA BERNHARD I have done only two portraits: one of the artist Francesco Clemente and another of Andy Warhol. JEAN-MICHEL BASQUIAT I mean I'll be retired from rap, so what I'll be doin' in rap will be for fun. TONE LOC Andy Warhol is the only genius I've ever known with an I.Q. of 60. GORE VIDAL You don't really gotta rap no more; you can just say the verse with a swag now. FETTY WAP They were boxing Andy in and we started hitting shots on the perimeter. Justin hit a lot of shots an... JEFF PARSONS I said Yo Jay, I can rap. And I spit this rap that said I'm killin' ya'll *****s on this lyrical sh*... KANYE WEST The day Obama got into office, rap was less important because Obama gave kids an alternative. But wi... JAY-Z One thing rap and rock have in common, a lot of it is focused on negativity. I like dark stuff. LIL UZI VERT I came from the South Side of Chicago wanting to be a rap artist and make videos. COMMON Fat Joe ain't out here trying to battle-rap everybody in the world. That's not what I'm ... FAT JOE One of the best moments of my life was when 'Dorian Blues' was playing across Times Square from 'The... LESLIE ELLIARD My name is Imam Jamil Abdullah Al-Amin, the former H. Rap Brown. I am a devoted servant of Allah, an... H. RAP BROWN Sony?s brand is one of the company?s greatest assets, ... Andy will work toward creating a brand per... HOWARD STRINGER We always need Andy Wick on the floor. ANDY CERRONI Both Andy and Johnny drove phenomenal races today. I'm proud of the whole team, and we'll look at th... DAVE SPITZER There's been no movement on Andy and it looks like he'll be staying as part of the club now. BRYAN ROBSON A lot of rap music can get repetitive. BRANTLEY GILBERT We have great confidence in Andy and that he will manage and run the program at a high level during ... BOB GOIN Was Andy Warhol a bisexual? CASEY AFFLECK Andy was kind enough to fly back there with me, ... Andy was there trying to help me. . . . My dad w... GENE TAYLOR Andy once clipped a magazine article about how black dogs are always the last to be adopted at shelt... STEPHANIE PERKINS I think there could be some interest from [rap fans], ... I'm not going to take the twang out of my ... COWBOY TROY
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