And you know how funny he was, right?

I thought, Frank's career must be going really well. Then someone said, 'No, it's for the Beatles. They're a phenomenon.' That's when we knew they were a big deal.

The audience hated us. They screamed and talked all through our act. It was the most horrific experience of our lives. We thought our lives were over and we'd never work again.

We ask you to supply your two favorite pieces of biometric data — such as your right index finger and left thumb or right eye and left thumb.

We'd had a very funny year that year. We had the lowest rainfall since 1871 and the highest temperatures - it was 92 in Concord the week before, and that was in April, mind you - and it was warm and windy that day.

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