I was so excited; I didn't know what to do. I told the girls and I stood up, and I got shaky and I c...
CAROL KINNEY That property class doesn't have anything to do with the value. You have to look at the building typ...
CAROL KINNEY To me, the most romantic gesture is a quiet night with my girl. I like to cook for her. I'm a me...
TAYLOR KINNEY Being on 'The Vampire Diaries' feels almost like a game you play when you're a kid. When...
TAYLOR KINNEY My mum wants me to get married - and have children, of course. She's met Gaga; we've been da...
TAYLOR KINNEY I want a brood, you know. I'd like to have a little soccer team and a minivan and all that stuff...
TAYLOR KINNEY When I was on 'Trauma,' the first order was six, which turned to 12, and then there were rum...
TAYLOR KINNEY I once lived in a cottage made entirely of wood, and there was an electrical fire. We all ran outsid...
TAYLOR KINNEY I don't have lavish taste.
TAYLOR KINNEY I own nothing; I just stay with friends all over the country.
TAYLOR KINNEY I think I'd be a good dad; it would be a pleasure.
TAYLOR KINNEY As an actor, some of my favorite things to work on are night exterior scenes. Any time that we'r...
TAYLOR KINNEY If 'Chicago Fire' goes for a long run, maybe I'll look for a place, but in my line of wo...
TAYLOR KINNEY I have a bunch of brothers. I grew up with a big family.
TAYLOR KINNEY To be honest, as an actor, job security is not a trait.
TAYLOR KINNEY I don't think anybody thinks they're bad, just in life, in general.
TAYLOR KINNEY I enjoy my food. I like to grill; I do that a lot. I like meat and have big dinners - steak, red mea...
TAYLOR KINNEY I was in San Francisco for 'Trauma' and then got back to town and got situated and started l...
TAYLOR KINNEY I love Sunday-morning drives. I'll be up at 6 A.M., get a cup of coffee, and head out.
TAYLOR KINNEY I am a gypsy. I havent' had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw eve...
TAYLOR KINNEY I'm a country boy. I grew up kicking around the woods, riding dirt bikes, playing football, clim...
TAYLOR KINNEY I'm not very materialistic - I don't have a whole lot of stuff. But I do always like a pair ...
TAYLOR KINNEY I write for kids because I think the most interesting (and most humorous) stories come from people&#...
JEFF KINNEY 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' is my first book, and it's the fulfillment of a life-long dream. ...
JEFF KINNEY When I was growing up, my house was filled with books. My mother was an educator, and my father was ...
JEFF KINNEY Monkeys can't talk, stupid!
JEFF KINNEY Kids can sniff out when they are being preached to, and they don't like it. So while my books ar...
JEFF KINNEY I've never run into a person who yearns for their middle school days.
JEFF KINNEY I look up to a strong woman; maybe that's why I fell for Gaga. She works incredibly hard and is ...
TAYLOR KINNEY I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be...
JEFF KINNEY I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffl...
JEFF KINNEY Many of Judy Blume's books - which I devoured when I was growing up and where I found characters...
JEFF KINNEY There are two ways to look at my publishing career. One is that I'm a novelist churning out book...
JEFF KINNEY I really wanted to be a newspaper cartoonist, but nobody liked my work. I didn't have the contro...
JEFF KINNEY In middle school, I started to draw, and my pencil sketches were huge. They were these 4ft by 3ft dr...
JEFF KINNEY I'm not very charismatic or telegenic. I feel bad for the kids waiting three hours in line for t...
JEFF KINNEY So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwea...
JEFF KINNEY I can tell you that the book 'The Ugly Truth' is about puberty and all the awfulness that co...
JEFF KINNEY I feel, as an adult, I'm very similar to how I was as a pre-teen. Maybe it's a case of arres...
JEFF KINNEY Luckily for me, my father had impeccable taste. No contemporary collector was he. His treasure trove...
JEFF KINNEY On the first day of school, you got to be real careful where you sit. You walk into the classroom an...
JEFF KINNEY Zoo-Wee Mama!
JEFF KINNEY My office doubles as a karaoke den for the neighborhood. There are strobe lights and Rock Band plast...
JEFF KINNEY Looking back, I realize my favorite stories weren't in books, they were in comics. On top of bei...
JEFF KINNEY On our swim team, they had something called the 'developmental meet.' I didn't know it w...
JEFF KINNEY I draft on the computer. I have a really giant screen that attaches to my laptop, and then I have a ...
JEFF KINNEY When I was little, we moved around a lot, actually. In second grade, I think I went to three differe...
EMILY KINNEY I had a very normal, very typical American childhood. My father worked for the government at the Pen...
JEFF KINNEY Dear Aunt Loretta,
Thank you so much for the awesome pants!
How did you know I wanted tha...
JEFF KINNEY We try to be proactive in cases like this. We followed our own process of being open and proactive.
ED KINNEY I had an older brother, an older sister and a younger brother, and though I look back fondly on my c...
JEFF KINNEY I write in reverse: Rather than come up with a narrative and write jokes for that narrative, I write...
JEFF KINNEY It's very addictive. It's a little known fact. I saw it happen. It clicked for Drew Carey. He loved ...
KATHY KINNEY We're going to be zigzagging across the country like crazy doing improv.
KATHY KINNEY We're incredibly excited to welcome the 500 millionth Poptropican into our virtual world. When w...
JEFF KINNEY I didn't even know she went to Quaker Valley. We lost track of each other for all those years.
ASHTON KINNEY Macarons and Cocoa to drink That is the finest of suppers I think! When I'm grown up and can have wh...
PAULETTE KINNEY Barrett-Jackson has created that same mystique and the same aura that Tiffany has with its blue box....
DAVE KINNEY With SIRTF you'll be able to fill in that population of most distant objects,
ANNE KINNEY We are closer to answering the question, 'Are we alone in the universe?' ... We aim to answer that q...
ANNE KINNEY Scientists are keenly aware that the telescope is up there not doing anything. There's an enormous d...
ANNE KINNEY It's almost impossible. This was a very, very partial print. ... We sent it out, but you would have ...
RICHARD KINNEY We have to dance, dance now, dance a lot, dance hard, dance fast, ... I still feel it in my ankles.
KATHY KINNEY Meanwhile you look at the same field with the Chandra X-Ray observatory and you see a little beacon ...
ANNE KINNEY With the recent addition of a full soundtrack and the players map, millions of Poptropicans around t...
JEFF KINNEY What it means is that the taste of the people who are buying at Barrett-Jackson are more attuned to ...
DAVE KINNEY Be yourself and people will like you.
JEFF KINNEY The best person I know is Myself.
JEFF KINNEY If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end u...
JEFF KINNEY The graphics are very good, better than a lot of simulators. The avionics is what the key is. They'r...
DAVE KINNEY You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.
JEFF KINNEY All you have to do is look at the textbooks, ... They are being rewritten page by page, Hubble image...
ANNE KINNEY Cars are usually the second largest purchase for most people, right after their house. It makes sens...
DAVE KINNEY What Barrett-Jackson is selling is a dream, and a lot of people can fulfill that dream with real mon...
DAVE KINNEY When I started writing 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid,' I was trying to write the type of book you mi...
JEFF KINNEY Luckily, we not only met that, we exceeded it.
TOM KINNEY Affluence plays a big factor today. Lifestyle expectations have risen, and the premium market is bec...
ED KINNEY The rise of the Internet has really helped us. The Internet allows people to research on their own t...
ED KINNEY We found an increasing number of people who like the property but would not use 13 weeks but wanted ...
ED KINNEY It's nothing anyone could put on their home computer.
ED KINNEY The information could be misplaced and retrieving it would require sophisticated hardware. But any i...
ED KINNEY At this point, we are taking all things into consideration. The tapes may have been taken, but they ...
ED KINNEY The destinations and features are great for those interested in taking quality vacations for a long ...
ED KINNEY If you own in Colorado and used up 14 of your days there, and then wanted to use the balance in St. ...
ED KINNEY We didn't want to sit around and worry about it. We wanted to get engaged.
ELEANOR KINNEY These towns are trying to preserve their small-town character.
ELEANOR KINNEY One bad police officer makes a whole department and state look bad.
DAVE KINNEY The key to any good comic strip or television sitcom is to reset the board at the end of the episode...
JEFF KINNEY Kids can sniff out a moral. They can feel the heavy hand of an adult.
JEFF KINNEY If there is any message in the 'Wimpy Kid' books, it is that reading can be and should be fu...
JEFF KINNEY When I was on the swim team as a kid, I used to hide out from my coach by going into the bathroom an...
JEFF KINNEY You can't achieve goals in a team game as individuals.
ERRON KINNEY We have all the confidence in the world in him already, and he just showed everyone why today. Going...
ERRON KINNEY We apologize to our fans.
ERRON KINNEY That was atrocious. It hurts. We just handed them the game We had the game under control. We were ex...
ERRON KINNEY A lot of it is on us. We have just got to do better in tight situations. Me included.
ERRON KINNEY I don't know anything about it. I don't really know what to say. That is a little discouraging. It c...
ERRON KINNEY [Pittsburgh] flipped their record around last year, and that's the kind of thing we're expecting to ...
ERRON KINNEY Pittsburgh week was all natural. This week? No. To hear 'Mason' and 'Rolle' coming out of the wrong ...
ERRON KINNEY He knows the drill. He's done this before, so it won't be a big deal for him.
ERRON KINNEY They are not going to make any big mistakes giving up a big play, so what we had to do was be discip...
ERRON KINNEY He was never in trouble.
ERNEST KINNEY We didn't know he had another case at the same time when Brad got sick. People don't know that Brad ...
ERNEST KINNEY My health is good. I am in great shape.
ERNEST KINNEY It kind of shocked all of us. This is unbelievable.
ERNEST KINNEY Brad Smith almost died [Wednesday] night. His kidneys were going into failure. His pancreas is not e...
ERNEST KINNEY I mean this is the kind of love people dream about, poets write sonnets for, and well it's the kind ...
DEANNA KINNEY He needs good news right now the way you and I need oxygen. He has to win it.
JASON KINNEY We still have a lot of election left to go. If this was the NBA, this is still the third quarter. An...
JASON KINNEY But in the end, it is our hope and expectation that it will be shown that the senator acted appropri...
JASON KINNEY Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!
JEFF KINNEY I would rather do a project that I've invested so much time to, rather than try to get a part on...
EMILY KINNEY Sometimes when you're starting out with acting, you have to take what you can get to get experie...
EMILY KINNEY And they wanted Drew to get up and do some of his (stand-up) routine, but he hadn't done it in a whi...
KATHY KINNEY Drew Carey was the person who got me involved in this -- he's so patriotic,
KATHY KINNEY It's pretty sad. I don't know if it's a joke, or in someone's house ... dumped in a lake or on the s...
JEFF KINNEY When the sun came up, I saw it was missing first thing. It's huge, you don't miss it.
JEFF KINNEY I was psyched. I never thought I'd see this again, I really didn't. They [police] did an awesome job...
JEFF KINNEY We are putting it all together at the most important time of the year. All of us knew we could hang ...
JOE KINNEY To open up league play with three wins on the road is a nice way to open up the Patriot League Seaso...
JOE KINNEY The four days to practice out here helped out, and the course is going to be play to our advantage b...
JOE KINNEY I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least f...
JEFF KINNEY This is different than other years.
MATT KINNEY We're nonbiased witnesses here. If it's not the guy, it's not the guy and we're going to say so.
RICHARD KINNEY Just tell yourself they're only stories.

Pamela K. Kinney (Spectre Nightmares and Visita...
PAMELA K. KINNEY The chapel is the most important room in the house. The entire house is built around that.
REV DONALD KINNEY When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
CAROL BURNETT I never drank except a couple sips of wine at Thanksgiving.
CAROL ALT But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it ha...
CAROL BURNETT Comedy is tragedy - plus time.
CAROL BURNETT We all get where we're going by circuitous journeys, and some of the setbacks are warranted.
CAROL BURNETT You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can sur...
CAROL BURNETT When things are a disappointment, try not to be so discouraged.
CAROL BURNETT When I get tired, I start eating things that I wouldn't normally crave, like biscuits, because t...
CAROL VORDERMAN I struggled for a while, but when I was cast in an Off Broadway show called 'Once Upon a Mattres...
CAROL BURNETT The photoshoot glitz and TV studio make-up isn't the real me. I spend most days at home in Brist...
CAROL VORDERMAN I was in California, and I was going to UCLA, and I knew I certainly didn't have movie star look...
CAROL BURNETT But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be fa...
CAROL BURNETT I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.
CAROL BURNETT I very much enjoyed doing 'Law & Order,' playing a killer - that was fun, and they had a...
CAROL BURNETT I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking...
CAROL BURNETT I've always been able to recount things, and I have a really good memory about dialog and what p...
CAROL BURNETT Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, whic...
CAROL BURNETT I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy.
CAROL BURNETT On the good days, my mother would haul out the ukulele and we'd sit around the kitchen table - i...
CAROL BURNETT Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
CAROL BURNETT Just scream! You vent, and the body just feels good after a good old yell.
CAROL BURNETT I'm so happy with what has happened in my life.
CAROL BURNETT I liked myself better when I wasn't me.
CAROL BURNETT It is the instinctive wish of most American businesspeople, even those unlikely to be directly affec...
CAROL LOOMIS When they are employed wisely, derivatives make the world simpler because they give their buyers an ...
CAROL LOOMIS . . . while men represent powerful activity as assertion and aggression, women in contrast portray...
CAROL GILLIGAN I can't be bothered to go to the gym, though. I honestly just can't be bothered - it's t...
CAROL VORDERMAN In the 1987 stock market crash, according to the conclusions of the official Brady report, colossal ...
CAROL LOOMIS I was a very lonely child and it's funy but the first word that comes to my head is "starved". I fel...
CAROL LEE I think we're here for each other.
CAROL BURNETT Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
CAROL BURNETT Get out of the blocks, run your race, stay relaxed. If you run your race, you'll win. Channel your e...
CAROL LEWIS I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
CAROL LEIFER Comedy is a tragedy plus time.
CAROL BURNETT Abortion is a skillfully marketed product sold to women at a crisis time in their life. If the produ...
CAROL EVERTT ...As in all moral panics, an accusation is enough to destroy a person's life. Hysteria trumps evi...
CAROL TAVRIS The real problem between the sexes is that for men, sex is a gender-underliner, they need it for the...
CAROL CLEWLOW Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
CAROL BURNETT The product, abortion, is skillfully marketed and sold to the woman at the crisis time in her life. ...
CAROL EVERETT There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you.
CAROL MATTHAU In 1980, aided by $1.5 billion in loan guarantees from the U.S. government and his own pitchman rout...
CAROL LOOMIS In the different voice of women lies the truth of an ethic of care, the tie between relationship and...
CAROL GILLIGAN New legislation has just been adopted by the International Labour Organization on the Worst Forms of...
CAROL BELLAMY I would love to have written Roger Zelazny's first five books of 'Amber.' What a great i...
CAROL BERG And my first film was Carnal Knowledge, another amazing experience, largely because of Mike Nichols,...
CAROL KANE Limited partnerships are required to amend their filings whenever important changes, such as the adm...
CAROL LOOMIS When I was in college at UCLA, I took a playwriting course. I was all set to be a writer. But I had ...
CAROL BURNETT Some managements do not even think of buybacks as an option. The idea of shrinking their equity base...
CAROL LOOMIS Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.
CAROL BURNETT It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by a...
CAROL BURNETT There are chapters in every life which are seldom read and certainly not aloud.
CAROL SHIELDS When I'm photographing, I think - like any rescue worker who deals with tragedy - you have to ha...
CAROL GUZY I find the question of whether gender differences are biologically determined or socially constructe...
CAROL GILLIGAN I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
CAROL BURNETT Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to te...
CAROL BURNETT We don't stop going to school when we graduate.
CAROL BURNETT I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out ag...
CAROL BURNETT Those with dissociative disorders face a big enough battle living as multiples and dealing with past...
CAROL BROAD There needs to be a nationwide awareness programme for all NHS staff, to educate them about dissocia...
CAROL BROAD ... in some sense, she ignored her physical self, as if her body were merely something impersonal ve...
CAROL LEE My parents never recognized the things that for me were achievements. I was praised for the things t...
CAROL LEE I was diagnosed with hypoglycemia, an abnormal decrease of sugar in the blood. Eventually I learned ...
CAROL ALT If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers.
CAROL ALT I don't eat celery. I eat raw milk, cheeses.
CAROL ALT We must ensure that while eliminating child labor in the export industry, we are also eliminating th...
CAROL BELLAMY I suddenly had this really mad desire to have an affair with a woman. I was divorced. I was childles...
CAROL LEIFER But what attracted me to weeds was not their beauty, but their resilience. I mean, despite being so ...
CAROL VORVAIN More than 55,000 men from Bomber Command lost their lives, of whom 38,000 were British. That's o...
CAROL VORDERMAN Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a journalist when I was growing up.
CAROL BURNETT Just be your authentic self because there's nothing sexier or more beautiful than that.
CAROL LEIFER It's not about failure; it's about trying something and risking something for attaining your...
CAROL ALT The speed and trajectory of BlackRock's ascent have been breathtaking.
CAROL LOOMIS My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of Hollywood Boulevard but a ...
CAROL BURNETT My grandmother and I would go see movies, and we'd come back to the apartment - we had a one-roo...
CAROL BURNETT