And then Dick called and said, I'm going to do a special called Dick Van Dyke and the other woman, that would be you, because every time I try to check into a hotel with my wife, they look at me as though I'm cheating on Laura.

Every time you make a guess of what a judge is going to do... you're wrong, so I try to stay away from that.

Reruns are wonderful because it usually indicates that they had something going for them to begin with and that's why you're still looking at them. And in both my shows, The Dick Van Dyke Show and the last one, they were so well written and so good they hold up.

If I had a nickel for every time I said 'Why me?' I'd have probably said 'Why me?' more often.

Every time I do something in life, I try to outdo myself.

Every time, I try to make something different.