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Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Only after the last tree has been cut down,only after the last river has been poisoned,only after th... THE CREE PEOPLE She liked the dancing, and she loved to meet people. KYLE MOORE She liked to imagine that when she passed, the world looked after her, but she also knew how anonymo... ALICE SEBOLD She just has a lot of guts. She sang with heart, and that's what people liked. She had potential, yo... JENNIFER WEISS In the teahouses one could hear the most absurd stories, such as how a in a certain place a huge spi... LAO SHE During my childhood I didn't need to hear stories about evil ogres eating children and so forth; the... LAO SHE The judge asked everyone if they could sing something more upbeat, more poppy. I don't think she lik... ANGELA LEWIS I liked Nicole Kidman because she is so fashionable she can do less is more. It was very, very simpl... STEVEN COJOCARU Violence?"Skulduggery said. "Violence is never the answer, until it's the only answer. DEREK LANDY She posed as being more indolent than she felt, for fear of finding herself less able than she could... ELIZABETH BOWEN Lucy woke out of the deepest sleep you can imagine, with the feeling that the voice she liked best i... C.S. LEWIS She liked to steal - so what. She could kill without blinking - again, so what. It wasn't like she w... GENA SHOWALTER She's a real competitor. She's a true team player. She could take a lot more shots than she did, but... STEPHANIE TAYLOR I had thought Felicity dangerous a moment ago, when she felt powerful. I was wrong. Wounded and powe... LIBBA BRAY The more you think, the less you imagine. The less you imagine, the less you create. MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON That's what real love amounts to- letting a person be what he really is. Most people love you for wh... JIM MORRISON She liked the way a ray of mild autumn sun infiltrating the thick cluster of trees caught a reddish ... RENITA D'SILVA It takes just a few thoughts of the people to know who they are actually, but only to a person who i... ANUJ SOMANY Until we identity the real cause of an ailment or problem,finding the cure will only be a mirage. DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The real world is far more hellish for all us than any fictional representation of it. MANDY PATINKIN I'm interested in the real world. EDWARD BOND That's what really broke me, she was better than any fantasy I could hope to imagine. I've spent my ... HUBERT MARTIN There are the things that are out in the open, and there are the things that are hidden. The real wo... SAUL LEITER She never opened her mail in the middle of the day. Sometimes she forgot about it for a week or more... NICCI FRENCH She liked him. She liked the feeling of liking him. She felt light and smiley and too full of excite... FREYA NORTH She simply could not imagine lives ending so soon. Oh, you poor young men, she thought wildly. PAUL RUSSELL The Secret Garden was what Mary called it when she was thinking of it. She liked the name, and she l... FRANCES HODGSON BURNETT She could not keep his death in her head, like when she tried to imagine the infiniteness of the uni... THOMM QUACKENBUSH If a person with a bullet in Dallas can change the world, imagine a person with an idea could do. J. MICHAEL STRACZYNSKI Her body was a prison, her mind was a prison. Her memories were a prison. The people she loved. She ... ANN BRASHARES She liked who she was becoming, despite the pain and frustration it brought. B. BARMANBEK She preferred imaginary heroes to real ones, because when tired of them, the former could be shut up... LOUISA MAY ALCOTT She just liked the 3-8. JOSEPH MERLOTTI Cath liked Levi. A lot. She liked looking at him. She liked listening to him -- though sometimes she... RAINBOW ROWELL She was a little hesitant at first. But after she saw it, she liked it. She liked that it dealt with... CRAIG EVANS I get satisfaction out of seeing stuff that makes real change in the real world. We need a lot more ... TEMPLE GRANDIN She loved going to the movies. She talked a mile a minute. She was telling me she liked scary movies... KATHY RICHMAN Kimberly it the real deal and still improving. Can you imagine how good she can be over the next thr... GLENN RODRIGUEZ She had observed that the more education they got, the less they could do. Their father had gone to ... FLANNERY O'CONNOR She's not overpowering, but when she changes speeds, she can be effective. I liked the way she battl... CHUCK GREEN And in that foggy place between sleep and waking, he could have been anyone. That was what she liked... ARYN KYLE They could see she was a real Princess and no question about it, now that she had felt one pea all t... HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN She has gone back to Brooklyn,' her mother would say. And, as the train rolled past Macmire Bridge o... COLM TóIBíN Although I maintain that if she were more perfect, she would be less interesting. ANNE BRONTë I loved playing Go Go, because the character's so extreme. And she's pretty close to my real... CHIAKI KURIYAMA Liz was our best hitter. She is a three-year starter, and is very strong. She could hit the ball rea... BILL WOLF Long ago, I became more interested in the real world than in make-believe. SHIRLEY TEMPLE She tried to remember all the times she had spoken to him. She replayed every moment she could remem... MAHITA VAS She was only half Bird now, and the other half song. She liked it that way. KATHERINE CATMULL She had the power to change the world, but she could not save the one she loved... R M DRAKE Racism is unacceptable in the real world, and it's unacceptable online. FKA TWIGS Being offended is part of being in the real world. COURTNEY LOVE The telling of stories creates the real world. ALBERTO MANGUEL Feeling like the voice she liked best in all the world was calling her name. C.S. LEWIS She liked the life she had. She loved habits. She craved a day with nothing in it, a long, quiet str... ANN BRASHARES She played real well. She could have lost her composure a couple of times, but she battled back and ... DAVE HOLMES A book had always been a door to another world... a world much more interesting and fantastical than... LISA KLEYPAS She is one of the real visionaries in the intelligence community. She leapt over a couple people in ... BILL ANDERSON She said yes! She could have bargained for more. LJUPKA CVETANOVA There are three basic problems: how a mind can know the world of nature, how it is possible for one ... DONALD DAVIDSON She could make more phone calls in a day than any human being I ever worked with, ... She always cou... ELEANOR SMEAL When we teach ourselves and our children discipline, we are teaching them and ourselves how to suffe... M. SCOTT PECK The end of the world is a strange concept. The world is always ending, and the end is always being a... NEIL GAIMAN He Liked Pizzas, she Burger. He Liked Italian, she Continental. He Liked muffins, she puff... NISHANT KUMAR She knew what she could do to people, TOM SIZEMORE A ten-year-old Amanda wandering around the sights and sounds of a carnival. Trying to take it all in... JAIME ALLISON PARKER Country music was her real love, but she thought she could connect better with teens if she put it t... HEATHER DUNCAN Mizuko loved reading the dictionary. She liked it when there were multiple meanings for words and wh... OLIVIA SUDJIC She was a free bird one minute: queen of the world and laughing. The next minute she would be in tea... ROMAN PAYNE The doctor told her she could keep coaching if she could tone it down on the sidelines. Anyone her k... KYLEE KEROHER What she did caught on with younger people in town. She loved it and was adamant about what she did.... MIKE HEIL For the first time in years, she felt a yearning for something different, something real. Something ... TALENA WINTERS I once had a friend who did the hair for sci-fi movies, and after a particularly bad break-up I stup... SALLY PHILLIPS She found herself longing for home-not just for the hotel but for New York and all the real novels t... ANNA GODBERSEN I think a painting is more like the real world if it's made out the real world. ROBERT RAUSCHENBERG She had to go around four revolutions. She fell on the ice, and then she hit the boards. You can ima... ZHANG HAO Rigg pressed her back against a tree and closed her eyes, wishing she could have died in a less humi... ASH GRAY She was kind of crying, too, because she liked happy endings. Then she realized it wasn't an ending ... SUSAN ELIZABETH PHILLIPS She just really liked the script and ... I responded to that. CHRIS ROCK The more she rejected us the more convinced I was that she was another version of the real Molly, he... PHILLIP NOYCE When you're a kid, they tell you it's all "Grow up, Get a job. Get married. Get a house, Have a kid.... ~DOCTOR WHO The world is more than the sum of its suffering. DEEPAK CHOPRA For economist the real world is often a special case. EDGAR FIEDLER You don't get second chances in the real world. GAIL SIMMONS In the real world, words don't automatically translate into deeds. KATHLEEN TROIA MCFARLAND She could potentially get there before the end of the season. She was four seconds faster than she w... AARON NIDA We have tears in our eyes As we wave our goodbyes, We so loved being with you, we three. ROALD DAHL She yearned to see her mother again, and Robb and Bran and Rickon… but it was Jon Snow she thought... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN She came back today and played a real strong match. She got a little fatigued in the end. That match... GAIL PATTON When she got out of the hospital after shooting 'Herbie,' she had lost 15 pounds. She liked how she ... EVGENIA PERETZ She liked the words; they satisfied her famine for phrases. WILLIAM DEAN HOWELLS She liked the biker guy. I should drive a bike. DHANI JONES I had a date with a girl I called 'the parrot.' All she did was repeat everything I said. Sh... JUSTIN CHON Sometimes, he thought, real love is silent as well as blind. STEPHEN KING It was the nicest thing she could imagine. It made her want to have his babies and give him both of ... RAINBOW ROWELL She was more than just a colleague and a leader in the Democratic Party. She was a real friend. This... GUY GUZZONE She had made her choice, and this was it, where she felt safe, in a world she could, for the most pa... SARAH DESSEN Yet she likes complications. She wishes she could turn and say: I like people who unbalance me. COLUM MCCANN My wife used to be an anchorwoman in Arizona, so she knew John McCain, and she liked him, and I kind... CLINT EASTWOOD
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