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JIM GENOVESE Don't resist life, flow with it.
JIM GENOVESE Life is more like dancing than wrestling if you follow its rhythm.
JIM GENOVESE The problem with compassion is that it is not photogenic.
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MARGARET MITCHELL All day long you sit and sew,
Stitch life down for fear it grow,

Stitch life down fo...
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you to have a h...
MARGARET MITCHELL O full and splendid Moon, whom I
Have, from this desk, seen climb the sky
So many a midnig...
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like a whirling derv...
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CRAIG GROESCHEL Remembering something from the past? you are creating it right now as evidence for who you are now.
FREDERICK DODSON Time is with you... but as for the crime in that time... I am ain't fucking sure.
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BRIAN HERBERT Unification of differences is power.
SHESH NATH VERNWAL You can't be jealous of someone else's results. You don't know the prayer, process, sacrifice, and w...
GERMANY KENT We never have to be uncertain when we have the God of truth and righteousness.
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VIOLETA GARCIA A woman's reputation is her worth... IT is the way it is. You may hate me for saying so, but there i...
LIBBA BRAY I like myself better when I'm with you.
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NORM TOMLINSON The doctors with ailments not willing to take the treatment should be treated first. The doctors wit...
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T.D. JAKES You run with time , it is in day or night has less important. If not run then time run away. You nee...
DR. SHAILESH THAKER I am too perfect... to be here with you...
DEYTH BANGER …If anything else, all I ever did was love you….
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Otherwis...
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NEIL GAIMAN What I say is, a town isn’t a town without a bookstore. It may call itself a town, but unless it�...
NEIL GAIMAN I’m not happy about any of this,” said Thor. “I’m going to kill somebody soon, just to relie...
NEIL GAIMAN Fair enough,” said Thor. “What’s the price?” “Freya’s hand in marriage.” “He just wa...
NEIL GAIMAN Because,” said Thor, “when something goes wrong, the first thing I always think is, it is Loki�...
NEIL GAIMAN You're a poem?' I repeated.

She chewed her lower lip. 'If you want. I am a poem, or I am ...
NEIL GAIMAN Kiss a lover,
Dance a measure,
Find your name
And buried treasure.

Fac...
NEIL GAIMAN Face your life, its pain, its pleasure, leave no path untaken.
NEIL GAIMAN I hope you will have a wonderful year, that you'll dream dangerously and outrageously, that you'll m...
NEIL GAIMAN The enemy of idealism is zealotry.
NEIL KINNOCK Some people follow their dreams, others hunt them down and beat them mercilessly into submission.
NEIL KENDALL New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it.
NEIL SIMON If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
NEIL PEART Hardship and opposition are the native soil of manhood and self-reliance.
JOHN NEIL It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut...
NEIL ARMSTRONG We have no proof, but if we extrapolate, based on the best information we have available to us, we h...
NEIL ARMSTRONG That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.
NEIL ARMSTRONG For a smart material to be able to send out a more complex signal it needs to be nonlinear. If you ...
NEIL GERSHENFELD Mystery creates wonder and wonder is the basis of man's desire to understand.
NEIL ARMSTRONG For the past 15 years or so, British governments have tried to persuade the rest of us that the best...
NEIL ASCHERSON I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to us...
NEIL ARMSTRONG Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little ...
NEIL ARMSTRONG Don't listen to those who say, you taking too big a chance. Michelangelo would have painted the Sist...
NEIL SIMON It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no cl...
NEIL GAIMAN Some people follow their dreams, others hunt them down and beat them mercilessly into submission.
NEIL KENDALL