and planted her boat right on top of the one in front of her.

They just stepped right in and kind of kept the ball rolling. Stuff they pull out on the field, it's really exciting to watch. Even when you're on the field, you kind of almost stand still for a second and you're like, 'Wow.

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I just want a big HBO special or a network or somebody willing to get behind my work and promote it. The most frustrating thing for me is to have this successful act that resonates across the country, and the network guys just don't get it. Everyone sees it except them. I want to leave a mark.

Even if it's a white crowd, I tell my jokes for the four black people in the room, not the 100 whites.

I always wonder if my kids will say they're mixed or black.