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And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money.


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MARTIN SCORSESE My children's favourite thing is to con me into buying them ice-cream if there's not too big...
CATHERINE MARTIN God doesn't make mistakes and has made each of us in his own image. God is simply love. There sh...
MARTIN O'MALLEY For in the true nature of things, if we rightly consider, every green tree is far more glorious than...
MARTIN LUTHER The Bible is the cradle wherein Christ is laid.
MARTIN LUTHER 'Mars et Avril' is a science fiction film. It's set in Montreal some 50 years in the fut...
MARTIN VILLENEUVE Photography is the simplest thing in the world, but it is incredibly complicated to make it really w...
MARTIN PARR Money doesn't mind if we say it's evil, it goes from strength to strength. It's a fictio...
MARTIN AMIS Some had the custom of receiving the Eucharist daily, some twice a week, some on the Lord's day,...
MARTIN CHEMNITZ I think you can be depressed and flourish, I think you can have cancer and flourish, I think you can...
MARTIN SELIGMAN Stop the habit of wishful thinking and start the habit of thoughtful wishes.
MARY MARTIN The Lord commonly gives riches to foolish people, to whom he gives nothing else.
MARTIN LUTHER If you young fellows were wise, the devil couldn't do anything to you, but since you aren't ...
MARTIN LUTHER If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
MARTIN LUTHER The will is a beast of burden. If God mounts it, it wishes and goes as God wills; if Satan mounts it...
MARTIN LUTHER I am afraid that the schools will prove the very gates of hell, unless they diligently labor in expl...
MARTIN LUTHER When schools flourish, all flourishes.
MARTIN LUTHER Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God.
MARTIN LUTHER Peace if possible, truth at all costs.
MARTIN LUTHER First I shake the whole Apple tree, that the ripest might fall. Then I climb the tree and shake each...
MARTIN LUTHER The man who has the will to undergo all labor may win to any good.
MARTIN LUTHER My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick a...
MARTIN LUTHER I more fear what is within me than what comes from without.
MARTIN LUTHER I am more afraid of my own heart than of the pope and all his cardinals. I have within me the great ...
MARTIN LUTHER Blood alone moves the wheels of history.
MARTIN LUTHER Faith is permitting ourselves to be seized by the things we do not see.
MARTIN LUTHER Peace is more important than all justice; and peace was not made for the sake of justice, but justic...
MARTIN LUTHER People must have righteous principals in the first, and then they will not fail to perform virtuous ...
MARTIN LUTHER Forgiveness is God's command.
MARTIN LUTHER Music is the art of the prophets and the gift of God.
MARTIN LUTHER Western countries are thoroughly accustomed to being the centre of global attention, which they have...
MARTIN JACQUES