and nobody minds if you exchange it.

These days, the wages of sin depend on what kind of deal you make with the publisher

Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having someone ask where it is

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else.

Ever notice that people never say "It's only a game" when they're winning?

A good marriage is like a good trade: Each thinks he got the better deal.