And in a world without heroes, as the movie trailer voice-over guy might say, the slightly awkward can be slightly cool.

I have a pretty lousy voice.

If I don't direct a movie at some point, I've failed personally.

I wish I came from a more pure place. I don't have something to say from the bottom of my soul. I just know how to take stuff I like and repackage it in a slightly different way.

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

I've always been a geek and slightly awkward... slightly umm... I was never the cool kid at school.