And here he was, a junior walk-on place-kicker whose sore leg had kept him out of practice for three weeks, standing 29 yards from never having to buy another beer in the state of Iowa.

Some people say that practice makes perfect but I just feel that the repetition works against me and I start thinking too far ahead during a show.

It's not for entertainment. It's going to be a very intense practice. We're not going to hold back because you are there. We're not going to watch our language, so if that bothers you, don't come.

They look like they had a wonderful time at Circuit City. They spent $700 there.

I'm happy because I'm not in Detroit. I never have to live in Detroit.

And you know who lets them get away with lying? ... Baseball writers. Hardly any Hall of Fame voters have the (guts) to stand up and say, 'These guys cheated. I'm not voting them into the Hall of Fame.'