Joseph Heller
Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES I have known Jerry a long time and I think this was a serious change in his life, ... Never before h... MEL WHITE BHAGWAN SHREE RAJNEESH LINDA MCCARTNEY BILLY CORGAN PASCAL MERCIER MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE ERIC BURDON Love leaped out in front of us like a murderer in an alley leaping out of nowhere, and struck us bot... MIKHAIL BULGAKOV As citizens of this great nation, it is kindness, love, and compassion for each other that will brin... MELANIA TRUMP BARRY WHITE Don’t you see? It’s like we’ve known each other all these years. Without even seeing each othe... CAROL RIFKA BRUNT FRED ROGERS EURIPIDES C. JOYBELL C. Each one of us has a destiny to fulfill, and a seat to take. It is never to late, as long as we have... KRISTIN S. KAUFMAN ANTHONY TROLLOPE The two-martinis-for-lunch bunch would love for us to fight each other over the resources they have ... BARBARA MIKULSKI ALEKSANDAR HEMON Des and I have known each other for nearly 10 years and we've always got on really well. CAROL VORDERMAN JOHN AUBREY The battle between two men over a girl is the same as the fight for two men over a piece of land. It... BRUNO DUMONT If you accept that pets can love us as much as we do them, then the logic is clear and cannot be den... WALLACE SIFE I think maybe there's more bad blood now between us and Vancouver than with Detroit. I think now wit... DAN HINOTE This [Texas] display has stood apparently uncontested for nearly two generations. That experience he... STEPHEN G. BREYER PAULO COELHO FREDERICK BUECHNER ELIZABETH GILBERT TABITHA SUZUMA CATHERINE OF SIENA ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE It is known all over the world that there are no secrets in the ghetto and as long as you keep those... FELIX ALEXANDER MITCH ALBOM There are two languages: one as things seem to us and the other of knowledge. YEHUDA AMICHAI ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE I hope that 9/11 has grouped us as one, and in doing so it has united us. Perhaps as a unit we can h... DOUG DAVIDSON LAURENCE FISHBURNE TABITHA SUZUMA Nearly two decades later, others would raise this question, would talk about books as mirrors and wi... CELESTE NG L.J. SMITH This is something that's been ongoing forever and ever. As soon as you get two casinos next to each ... ANTHONY CURTIS The musician and the listener.TABLO ROBERT E. LEE GENERAL ROBERT E. LEE LEO BUSCAGLIA LEO F. BUSCAGLIA ANONYMOUS There is now no reason for the US and India not to trust each other. LALIT MANSINGH There's a different feel this time of year for us, and I'm sure for them as well. Since it's been al... DAN ROLFES Anything can happen in this world. It is a crazy place, but as long as we have each other we can ove... DUSTIN ASH CASSANDRA CLARE I hope that 9/11 has grouped us as one, and in doing so it has united us. Perhaps as a unit we can h... DOUG DAVIDSON I have long known about madmen and kings; I have long known about feeling real. I have long been luc... MAGGIE NELSON UNKNOWN MEHMET MURAT ILDAN EVELYN WAUGH SARA ZARR LOUIS DE BERNIèRES HOMER Just as none of us is outside or beyond geography, none of us is completely free from the struggle o... EDWARD W. SAID CASSANDRA CLARE VERONICA ROTH I think playing together so long you just have a feel of what the other guys are going to do. Over o... JUSTIN BIGELOW YOKO ONO ELIZABETH GILBERT The chemistry between us was just something very, very special, which lasted throughout our lives. MARK LESTER I think we jelled as a team. This camp has been huge for us. We've had nearly 40 practices now, and ... JUSTIN HARTWIG This coherence of the Bible itself, and of the Bible and the Church, is a coherence and a unity set ... E. C. HOSKYNS As far as Irish writers being great, I think the fact that there have been two languages in Ireland ... GARRY HYNES Maybe all that matters is that they love each other, still, the way people who have known each other... BETH KEPHART We struggle against teams that press us, as well as teams that play a zone and it just so happens th... DUSTIN SALISBERY NICHOLAS SPARKS You and he are so protective of each other that you blame yourselves as soon as something happens wi... SANTINO HASSELL It's as much about us enjoying you as it is you enjoying us. It's fun for us. I love this. PETER JACOBSEN Two universes collided, Don't think of yourselves as a lesbian couple, think of yourselves as two wo... DIANE MARINI Indie bookstores love writers as much as they love readers, and there is something about a community... CAROLINE LEAVITT KIM IL-SUNG BENJAMIN ALIRE SáENZ People will be fascinated. We will think of each other in a far more homogeneous way, because we wil... DWIGHT SCHULTZ You have to struggle to stay alive and be of use as long as you can. DANIEL BERRIGAN TRACEY EMIN The industry has lasted this long as a hand-built, custom industry. I hope it can continue. BILL BAHNE I have always regarded global development as a struggle between the forces of good and evil. Not to ... ALVA MYRDAL BRYCE COURTENAY VICTOR HUGO It's going to take us a long time to get over this. I'm twice as scared now than I was before of sto... DIANE MORRIS KARL LIEBKNECHT KAZUO ISHIGURO KATHRYN STOCKETT We love death. The US loves life. That is the difference between us two. OSAMA BIN LADEN So we have to internalize a very powerful reality that Allah has given us. We treasure all of our re... NOUMAN ALI KHAN There is no respect between the souls of two individuals if their minds can’t trust each other and... ANUJ SOMANY RAF SIMONS Know something? I'd lay even odds that between the people following us and the people hunting us, we... SCOTT LYNCH Though no one notices at the time, in-loveness obliterates the humanity of the beloved. One does a c... ROBERT A. JOHNSON But I would hope however, that the diversity and differences that we have amongst and between us, we... TARIANA TURIA JIM HENSON DAISAKU IKEDA It's totally unheard of in today's world, with all the safeguards we have on these underground stora... HERBERT MEADE I can remember watching [the first dailies] and all of us turning to each other and going, 'Hey, thi... BRENDA HAMPTON
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We have lasted this long close together, so we must have something going for each other. 
I don't mean this in any sort of trite way, ... but the music has really been the thing that has hea... 
We are all patchwork, and so shapeless and diverse in composition that each bit, each moment, plays ... 
There is as much difference between us and ourselves as there is between us and others. 
Inside each of us, there is the seed of both good and evil. It's a constant struggle as to which... 
I'm very fortunate to have a career that has lasted as long as it has. Did I think it would last thi... 
All of us, at some time or other, need help. Whether we’re giving or receiving help, each one of u... 
To have found you is a dear happiness; and to be Apollo's son is beyond all my hopes; but there is s... 
How could you love us being together?" he asked me "We are nothing alike and we are not meant for ea... 
I do not know whether there be, as a rule, more vocal expression of the sentiment of love between a ... 
It seemed that we loved each other better when there were large swaths of two continents between us.... 
He was wont to say that if he had read as much as other men he should have known no more than other ... 
Borges said there are only four stories to tell: a love story between two people, a love story betwe... 
We try so hard as Christians. We think such long thoughts, manipulate such long words, and both list... 
This is what we are like. Collectively as a species, this is our emotional landscape. I met an old l... 
We can love each other.' I swallow hard to ease the constriction in my throat. 'There are no laws, n... 
Feast of Catherine of Siena, Mystic, Teacher, 1380 He has loved us without being loved... We are b... 
A wondrous subtle thing is love, for here were we two, who had never seen each other before that day... 
As long as we can love each other, and remember the feeling of love we had, we can die without ever ... 
You know, whatever happens between the two of us that's created when we come together as actors is n... 
There are no laws, no boundaries on feelings.We can love each other as much and as deeply as we want... 
I love you." she whispered into the rough wool of his sweater. 
We have fought this fight as long, and as well as we know how. We have been defeated. For us as a Ch... 
We have fought this fight as long, and as well as we know how. We have been defeated. For us as a Ch... 
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There is as much love between you and me as between the wolf and
the lamb. 
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Hektor, argue me no agreements. I cannot forgive you.
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