FastSaying

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.


Irv Kupcinet

  Email Quote to Friends   Link to Quote   Create Short URL  Publish Text About This Quote   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Quotes For You

Related

blackmagic on a person http://www.astrodost.com/how-to-do-black-magic-on-a-person blackmagic on a pe...
ASTRODOST A new day simply means all our errors of the previous day has been forgiven us,we can now re-begin a...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) A pessimist? That's a person who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist.
ELBERT HUBBARD An entrepreneur is not a person who starts a company, but he is the person who actually solves a pro...
NAVEEN JAIN A pessimist? That's a person who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist.
ELBERT HUBBARD An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stopl...
ALBERT SCHWEITZER An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stopl...
ALBERT SCHWEITZER I'm an optimist, but an optimist who carries a raincoat
HAROLD WILSON I'm a suck-it-up-and-move-on kind of person. Every day is a new day, and you'll never be abl...
CARRIE UNDERWOOD A pessimist, they say, sees a glass of water as being half empty; an optimist sees the same glass...
G. DONALD GALE Today is a new day for the land.
ANTONIS SAMARAS I'm an optimist, but an optimist who carries a raincoat.
HAROLD WILSON I arrived in New York City on a ship the day before Thanksgiving. It was freezing cold.
FELIX SILLA 'At Random' ran on Saturday nights for as long as the conversation was still lively. Sometim...
IRV KUPCINET I've never wanted to do anything but be a newspaperman ever since I was 13.
IRV KUPCINET Chicago, with its big newspapers and major broadcasting stations, couldn't have been a better ci...
IRV KUPCINET By the time I got to Northwestern University in 1930, I was a football bum more interested in being ...
IRV KUPCINET My father, a bakery-truck driver, was the epitome of the work ethic that probably kept me knocking o...
IRV KUPCINET As a kid, I'd get up at 3 in the morning during school vacations to help my father on his bakery...
IRV KUPCINET My freshman year at Harrison High School, I saw a journalism class where students were putting out a...
IRV KUPCINET I wish all high schools could offer students the outside activities that were available at the old H...
IRV KUPCINET What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?
IRV KUPCINET What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
IRV KUPCINET I am an optimist, unrepentant and militant. After all, in order not to be a fool an optimist must kn...
PETER USTINOV An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve.
RING LARDNER Every day is a new day, and you'll never be able to find happiness if you don't move on.
CARRIE UNDERWOOD The idea of a new hero for a new day sang to me.
COREY HAWKINS An optimist is a man who has never had much experience.
DON MARQUIS An optimist is a guy who has never had much experience.
DON MARQUIS I'm an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes my raincoat.
HAROLD WILSON Oh happy day! A day to make a hay! And when it is mid-day, think about the day! And when you think a...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Many a person who goes on a diet finds out in short order that they are poor losers
BRUCE FROEMMING An optimist is a man who plant two acorns and buy a hammock.
JEAN DE LATTRE DE TASSIGNY During times of sour or bad relationship a good person will always exhibit a pleasant character.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) People themselves makes a lots of mistakes and still loves himself, and they never forget a single m...
OM BENIWAL Sometimes trying to know someone so well is not always good.
UZOMA NNADI A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.
ELBERT HUBBARD Life is a re-discovery.
BRIAN BLESSED If you think that life is a celebration full of party poppers and merry go rounds it's not it's a ga...
GARY F EVANS... Life Is a Misconception.
DEYTH BANGER Life is a desire!
DEYTH BANGER To trust someone you must firstly remember that it is a two way street that will go all the way if y...
GARY F EVANS... It is a lie.
ARTHUR MILLER NBC is working with a team of astrophysicists to create a new day of the week.
DAVE FOLEY A pessimist is one who has been compelled to live with an optimist.
ELBERT HUBBARD Think of a new day and think of a new purpose. Think of a new reason out of the reasons of yesterday...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH A new year is another vantage opportunity to re-strategize the venture called life.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right
MARK TWAIN A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
CHAUNCEY DEPEW A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
CHAUNCEY MITCHELL DEPEW An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.
GEORGE JEAN NATHAN An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.
WALTER WINCHELL An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.
KIN HUBBARD For every dark night I pray for a brighter day. Regrettably, life sometimes has the darkest of days ...
ROBBY SILK I'm sort of a pessimist about tomorrow and an optimist about the day after tomorrow.
ERIC SEVAREID For me, my life is a journey.
JAY ELECTRONICA A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities; an optimist is one who makes opportu...
REGINALD B. MANSELL A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities; an optimist is one who makes opport...
REGINALD B. MANSELL A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities; an optimist is one who makes opportu...
REGINALD B MANSELL A person of value have skill, a vision & a deep desire to achieve what they dream for. Happiness com...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA If I didn't know you I would say I don't know you.
JAIME CABRERA You use your real voice with those you love, and you cannot be phony with those who know you well.
FREDERICK BUECHNER It’s something I never knew about her. How bizarre that you can know your entire life, see their m...
KELSEY SUTTON Every day is new. It's just a new day. I look at six hours at a time.
WIZ KHALIFA The suffering of the Bahamian people is nearly ended. A new day is coming. It is almost here.
PERRY CHRISTIE A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is one who makes oppo...
HARRY S TRUMAN A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is one who makes oppo...
HARRY TRUMAN A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is one who makes oppo...
HARRY S TRUMAN Life is a journey and it's about growing and changing and coming to terms with who and what you ...
KELLY MCGILLIS Love isn't the work of the tender and the gentle;
Love is the work of wrestlers.
The one w...
JALALUDDIN MEVLANA RUMI The opportunity to decieve others is ever present and often tempting, and each instance of deception...
SAM HARRIS Life is a risk.
CARMELO ANTHONY An optimist is a man who sees everything half as bad and twice as good as it is.
HEINZ RUEHMAN We think that women who are currently on a low-fat diet can confidently continue on such a diet.
DR. ROSS PRENTICE A pessimist is an optimist with experience
OSCAR WILDE An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb won't have a hydrant beside it.
CHANGING TIMES An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb won't have a hydrant beside it.
JULES RENARD Buying over an existing business is a smart move. The revenue starts running on the day you take ove...
ZENG HAN JUN When you wake up every day, you have two choices. You can either be positive or negative; an optimis...
HARVEY MACKAY Without music, life is a journey through a desert.
PAT CONROY Life is a journey. When we stop, things don't go right.
POPE FRANCIS It is now common knowledge that the average American gains 7 pounds between Thanksgiving and New Yea...
MARILU HENNER I would like this to be a new day. I would hope now that we can focus on doing the people's busi...
ERNIE FLETCHER Cynicism is easy. An optimist is a braver cynic.
COLUM MCCANN I don't know you very well, and i'm almost afraid to know you better. Maybe i love you because i don...
ELLIOT MABEUSE Thanksgiving Day is a good day to recommit our energies to giving thanks and just giving.
AMY GRANT A great number of people wake up each morning with the thought of not just how to pay back, but how ...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH An optimist is someone who goes after Moby Dick in a rowboat and takes the tartar sauce with him.
ZIG ZIGLAR The person who deserves most pity is a lonesome one on a rainy day who doesn't know how to read.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb won't have a hydrant beside it.
JULES RENARD The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist fo...
TOM BODETT The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist fo...
TOM BODETT I just moved here in Thanksgiving, ran away from an abusive relationship. I start a new job Wednesda...
DONNA PERRY “Chancellor Michael Harris IU Kokomo is An Incandescent Spirit Forging A New Reality.”
EVA WHITE Are you an optimist or a pessimist?"
"I can't remember. Which?"
"Do you know what those ...
JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
ANONYMOUS And as a new day starts, I'll heal each scar I've and start all over again
DALEEN IRSHAID Shopmas now begins on Thanksgiving Day. Apparently, escaping the families you cannot stand to spend ...
BARRY RITHOLTZ Girl! I'm here to make you look Fa-Bu-Lous!
FAKE CINNA Thanksgiving Day is a day devoted by persons with inflammatory rheumatism to thanking a loving Fathe...
H. L. MENCKEN

More Irv Kupcinet

'At Random' ran on Saturday nights for as long as the conversation was still lively. Sometim...
IRV KUPCINET I've never wanted to do anything but be a newspaperman ever since I was 13.
IRV KUPCINET Chicago, with its big newspapers and major broadcasting stations, couldn't have been a better ci...
IRV KUPCINET By the time I got to Northwestern University in 1930, I was a football bum more interested in being ...
IRV KUPCINET My father, a bakery-truck driver, was the epitome of the work ethic that probably kept me knocking o...
IRV KUPCINET As a kid, I'd get up at 3 in the morning during school vacations to help my father on his bakery...
IRV KUPCINET My freshman year at Harrison High School, I saw a journalism class where students were putting out a...
IRV KUPCINET I wish all high schools could offer students the outside activities that were available at the old H...
IRV KUPCINET What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?
IRV KUPCINET What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
IRV KUPCINET This is a classic Internet company and they will be burning cash like there's no tomorrow. But the d...
IRV DEGRAW Art always deals with big subjects, and great museums address great debates. The more information pe...
IRV LIPPMAN We have a public safety crisis here in Florida. Fatal crashes are up 10 percent this year.
IRV SLOSBERG The gloss is off the China ISPs.
IRV DEGRAW As a father, you can't believe that your kid cannot come home tonight, but this happened to me. This...
IRV SLOSBERG I will always remember the day I got old. It was the day my daughter died.
IRV SLOSBERG It's common sense and I think maybe it's time.
IRV SLOSBERG That extra year, the kids need it. Their brain hasn't matured. Sometimes I relate this to trying to ...
IRV SLOSBERG One administration will be more pink, another more yellow.
IRV WILLIAMS In 16 years of experience I've had two clients who have bought and used a multi-station piece of equ...
IRV RUBENSTEIN There is no brand new stuff out there. It's just being applied to different populations.
IRV RUBENSTEIN Stability is nice, but to bench press a heavier weight, you've got to have a bench.
IRV RUBENSTEIN The profile of the institution has risen in people's minds. People now know where we are. Not only t...
IRV LIPPMAN It's like having great in-laws staying with you. You're sad they're leaving, but there's a time for ...
IRV LIPPMAN Our legal system, our politics, our ethics, even our disagreements -- life today is shaped largely b...
IRV LIPPMAN I don't think it really changes anything. What will happen is there'll be a heated-up competition on...
IRV KIPNES We are extremely pleased with the performance of the fund in 2005 related to earnings, acquisitions ...
IRV KIPNES We are expecting continued sales and earnings growth in 2006 as a result of the 22 acquisitions in 2...
IRV KIPNES I'm expecting a modest first day ... gain of 5 to 15 percent.
IRV DEGRAW This always happens when the market gets flooded. I'm afraid a lot of these deals are getting lost i...
IRV DEGRAW This is a highly competitive area -- it's a commodity business. The industry is very quickly getting...
IRV DEGRAW They were having some difficulty getting this deal done because the company is very highly leveraged...
IRV DEGRAW This is the early salvo of the next generation of utility firms. It's a pretty big deal but should s...
IRV DEGRAW Here comes a player that's got some substance behind them and it's not a giant deal.
IRV DEGRAW They are a closet Internet company, much like Fed Ex.
IRV DEGRAW I would like to think they can get in the 20 percent range, but with that number of shares it could ...
IRV DEGRAW We are not used to looking at a company this good.
IRV DEGRAW They are in the right sector and it's a relatively small deal, so it should do okay.
IRV DEGRAW