An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.

I have often noticed that ancestors never boast of the descendants who boast of ancestors. I would rather start a family than finish one. Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.

The sooner and better they understand themselves, the better baseball player they'll be. That's the best teacher of all, experience.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.

A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.