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An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.


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An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERS An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
WILL ROGERS It's such a great feeling to make people laugh. I know I've made people cry or want to slit ...
JOAN ALLEN I'm like an onion. You can peel away my layers, but the further you go, the more it'll make you cry.
LAURA CARSTAIRS-WATERS Anyone can make people laugh with a good joke but a truly funny person will make you laugh telling a...
DANIEL GRAVES Make them laugh, make them cry, and hack to laughter. What do people go to the theatre for? An emoti...
MARY PICKFORD Make them laugh, make them cry, and hack to laughter. What do people go to the theatre for? An emoti...
MARY PICKFORD It's such a great feeling to make people laugh. I know I've made people cry or want to slit their wr...
JOAN ALLEN It is easier to make people cry than to make them laugh.
SOURCE UNKNOWN It's much easier to make people cry than to make them laugh
VIVIEN LEIGH You can't make people laugh for more than half an hour and be consistent.
HAL ROACH There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you...
JEFF GARLIN Comedy is much more difficult than tragedy-and a much better training, I think. It's much easier...
VIVIEN LEIGH The first purpose of comedy is to make people laugh. Anything deeper is a bonus. Some comedians want...
TREVOR NOAH There's something in the moment when you can make them laugh or cry and show and incredibly comp...
GEDDE WATANABE I'd heard that you can make people laugh in opera,
GARRY MARSHALL Make 'em laugh; make 'em cry; make 'em wait.
CHARLES READE To make a good movie, you have to make people laugh. To make a great movie, however, you have to mak...
DONALD LYNN FROST It's easy to make me laugh, you can make me laugh, anyone can make me laugh, but that certainly does...
C. JOYBELL C. I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you ...
SAM KINISON As an actress people always tease me like: if there's anything you can do to make yourself unatt...
AMY ADAMS I always say if music can't make you cry, you're a hopeless case. I don't cry very much ...
LINDA RONSTADT There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh.
KRISTEN WIIG People's ideas and fears can make them small but they cannot make you small. People's prejud...
CARLY FIORINA Look, I want to be able to make the stupidest movies ever, because they make people laugh and they m...
MARLON WAYANS I do love comedy, and when it's a comedy moment and you can make people laugh, of course it is w...
MAGGIE SMITH You laugh at love... but love will make you cry.
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AI YAZAWA People expect us to be different, but we're not. We're very similar people, and it's bec...
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JOHN HURT There's plenty of people who can sing OK that make terrific records, and I love them from afar. ...
DAVID FOSTER I always do drama. It's just that some people laugh at it and some people cry.
SAM ROCKWELL If you give me a typewriter and I'm having a good day, I can write a scene that will astonish it...
ALAN MOORE The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers...
JERRY SEINFELD Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's j...
ELLEN DEGENERES I would make people who bullied me laugh, so that's my defense mechanism.
SHERRI SHEPHERD All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more.
LOUIE ANDERSON I love a girl that can make me laugh. I am not really a laugh-at-things type of guy and I don't ...
JESSE MCCARTNEY Most comics worship music on some level. It's more rock-n-roll to get up there for an hour and m...
GREG BEHRENDT Like the layers of an onion, under the first lie is another, and under that another, and they all ma...
DERRICK JENSEN Make em laugh; make em cry; make em wait.
CHARLES READE About the best thing an actor can do when all is said and done is to make people laugh.
TED LEVINE I certainly don't delude myself that there aren't certainly more important things to do in l...
BOB NEWHART I love someone who can make me laugh. And someone who's secure - I think that's sexy.
ROSELYN SANCHEZ Maybe some people can wake up and play PlayStation all day, but that's never been me.
TOM BRADY You want to make people laugh and by virtue of that please them, but when you're instructed to m...
SARAH SILVERMAN I always try to communicate to our people that we can never make enough money. We can never make eno...
DOUGLAS R. OBERHELMAN Jail didn't make me find God, He's always been there. They can lock me up, but my spirit and...
LIL WAYNE I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looki...
UNKNOWN Dance music is an emotional journey. It's how well you can make people feel something that they ...
STEVE AOKI One of the nicest privileges as an actor is to know that you can move people in one moment, make the...
GERARD BUTLER Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's...
HANK AZARIA I have the gift of laughter. I can make people laugh at will. In good times and in bad. And that I d...
BUDDY HACKETT People are better able to confront an uncomfortable truth when they can laugh at themselves. Jokes t...
TERENCE T. GORSKI It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
LOUIS C. K. There are many things evil people can take from you. However, they can never steal your ability to l...
SHANNON L. ALDER People don't walk away from their homes unless they can't make the payments. That's an i...
EUGENE FAMA Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.
SAM KINISON Just about anyone can make a good product, but it's the people that count. In the end, it's ...
HAMDI ULUKAYA There are a lot of girls I've found attractive, but we could never date. If a girl can make me l...
SPENCER BOLDMAN Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you kno...
BILL MAHER I've never been sick a day in my life. I'm healthy, and I think I can make other people heal...
DAVID H. MURDOCK No day can be so sacred but that the laugh of a little child will make it holier still
ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people la...
ROSEANNE BARR People think because I can make them laugh on the stage, I'll be able to make them laugh in pers...
ROWAN ATKINSON It's the old adage: You can make a pizza so cheap, nobody will eat it. You can make an airline s...
GORDON BETHUNE I don't think you can teach people how to be funny. You can make suggestions about how to speak ...
GEORGE CUKOR I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw...
WENDY LIEBMAN What I do for a living is whimsical and fun and ridiculous. I'm supposed to make people laugh. W...
JEFF DUNHAM I love a girl that can make me laugh. I am not really a laugh-at-things type of guy and I don't smil...
JESSE MCCARTNEY Some of my fans don't really like it when I respond to people who say things that are trying to ...
RICKIE FOWLER Some people would rather have a lie that makes them smile than a truth that makes them cry. I'm ...
JOYCE GIRAUD My humor isn't meant to be mean or hurt anyone. But it's to make them uncomfortable and laug...
CHARLYNE YI Carrying a movie is both a great privilege, it's a great opportunity, but it can be a great pres...
KENNETH BRANAGH A lot of young people don't think they can make a difference. That's really what I am at Dar...
JIM YONG KIM Comedy is such a vulnerable thing. With drama, you're not trying to make someone cry. If you do,...
HARLEY QUINN SMITH Combining music, theater and comedy is a new and broader form of expression. In certain combinations...
ALEKSEY IGUDESMAN I like to do comedy. It's my real passion. I want to make people laugh.
GAD ELMALEH With my talent, I can make people laugh and give them another attitude about life. What a blessing t...
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CONOR OBERST You can make new friends all day long but you can never make an old one.
JULIE JAMESON If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
MARILYN MONROE If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.
MARILYN MONROE ...If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything...
MARILYN MONROE You can make a new friend but you can't make an old one.
TOM BODETT There are German songs which can make a stranger to the language cry.
MARK TWAIN There's a lot of randomness in the decisions that people make.
DANIEL KAHNEMAN There's lots of things that can't make it in the world that are worth making. There are lots...
DANA SPIOTTA There've always been people in the borderland between childhood and adulthood. That state is not...
WILL SHETTERLY There are these showcase clubs where 14 guys will go on in a row and people are laughing at everythi...
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ZIGGY MARLEY If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.
ERMA BOMBECK I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs ...
PAUL LYNDE I always thought looking back on the times I cried would make me laugh; but I never knew looking bac...
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ROMOLA GARAI I can't help other people's frustrations. I don't owe people anything. If people would l...
DAVID GILMOUR Truth will never make you to laugh.
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HANNANI HUSNA MARZUKI The mightiest power of death is not that it can make people die, but that it can make the people you...
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