An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.

Any man who makes a speech more than six times a year is bound to repeat himself, not because he has little to say, but because he wants applause and the old stuff gets it.

We always admire the other person more after we've tried to do his job.

Performance art is really more of a command than an invitation.

God, the best maker of all marriages, Combine your hearts into one.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him