An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women's Affairs. Man, who'd she have to show her ankles to to get that job?

An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women's Affairs. Man, who'd she have to show here ankles to to get that job?

I really love cursing a lot. But as I get older, I realize it's a little unseemly for women of a certain age.

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

There are in most states one or two ministers of war, one of whom is the minister of naval affairs.

[T]he definition of 'crazy' in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to fuck her anymore.