An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.

Like every other good thing in this world, leisure and culture have to be paid for. Fortunately, however, it is not the leisured and the cultured who have to pay.

An intellectual is someone who has discovered something more interesting than sex.

The most distressing thing that can happen to a prophet is to be proved wrong. The next most distressing thing is to be proved right.

The one thing women love more than money is power.