An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup.

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.

Remorse is eating his soul like a caterpillar in a cabbage.

You are never fully dressed without perfume!

Explanations exist; they have existed for all time; there is always a well-known solution to every human problem—neat, plausible, and wrong.

One horse-laugh is worth ten-thousand syllogisms.